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Blargh...I'm becoming spoiled.

Last week, I got two days off of work - Sunday and Wednesday.

This week, I had the same schedule - off Sunday and Wednesday. I got Sunday off, and now I have to open on Wednesday (T_T).

I shouldn't really care, I mean, before now, days off had been extremely rare, but still.

In other news, I think I've been gaining a bit of weight. My pants seem to be tighter. Honestly, though, it feels more like a cloth problem, like my underwear is just causing friction for my pants, making it less likely to move. Actually getting them on/off is no more difficult xD, just hopping on my bike and such. Ah well, gaining weight is probably a good thing for me anyway.

I got some lubricant for my bike chain today. Gonna apply it tomorrow at work.

I spend way too much money xD! I just spent about $150 today on useless crap that I'll show off soon (when it arrives). It'll make you all so jelly.

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I CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE

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You've bought both Gurren Lagann movies haven't you? :3
 
[quote name='Raika' post='3401114' date='Jan 18 2011, 08:46 PM']I CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE

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You've bought both Gurren Lagann movies haven't you? :3[/quote]

No.

Well, yes. And I will be showing that off. But that's not what's there to make you jelly.

[quote name='431unknown' post='3401118' date='Jan 18 2011, 08:48 PM']If it's useless why did you buy it? You just trying to make a me jelly?[/quote]

It's useless for survival, it's useless for anything except my having it.

And I want it! So I got it!
 
[quote name='monkat' post='3401103' date='Jan 18 2011, 07:43 PM']I got some lubricant for my **** ***** today. Gonna apply it tomorrow at work.[/quote]
 
[quote name='Law' post='3401137' date='Jan 18 2011, 08:56 PM']Is it some kind of jelly making machine?[/quote]
Yes. It turns innocent forum-dwellers into jelly.

[quote name='Terminator02' post='3401281' date='Jan 18 2011, 10:05 PM'][quote name='monkat' post='3401103' date='Jan 18 2011, 07:43 PM']I got some lubricant for my **** ***** today. Gonna apply it tomorrow at work.[/quote]
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:angry2:
Also, get on Skype. I want to test your mic quality.
 
[quote name='monkat' post='3401286' date='Jan 18 2011, 10:07 PM'][quote name='Law' post='3401137' date='Jan 18 2011, 08:56 PM']Is it some kind of jelly making machine?[/quote]
Yes. It turns innocent forum-dwellers into jelly.

[quote name='Terminator02' post='3401281' date='Jan 18 2011, 10:05 PM'][quote name='monkat' post='3401103' date='Jan 18 2011, 07:43 PM']I got some lubricant for my **** ***** today. Gonna apply it tomorrow at work.[/quote]
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:angry2:
Also, get on Skype. I want to test your mic quality.
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Oh, can I get in the Monkast? Not necessarily the next one. I'll PM you my details.
 
[quote name='monkat' post='3401286' date='Jan 18 2011, 09:07 PM'][quote name='Law' post='3401137' date='Jan 18 2011, 08:56 PM']Is it some kind of jelly making machine?[/quote]
Yes. It turns innocent forum-dwellers into jelly.

[quote name='Terminator02' post='3401281' date='Jan 18 2011, 10:05 PM'][quote name='monkat' post='3401103' date='Jan 18 2011, 07:43 PM']I got some lubricant for my **** ***** today. Gonna apply it tomorrow at work.[/quote]
[/quote]
:angry2:
Also, get on Skype. I want to test your mic quality.
[/quote]
when?
 
[quote name='Terminator02' post='3401337' date='Jan 18 2011, 10:29 PM'][quote name='monkat' post='3401286' date='Jan 18 2011, 09:07 PM'][quote name='Law' post='3401137' date='Jan 18 2011, 08:56 PM']Is it some kind of jelly making machine?[/quote]
Yes. It turns innocent forum-dwellers into jelly.

[quote name='Terminator02' post='3401281' date='Jan 18 2011, 10:05 PM'][quote name='monkat' post='3401103' date='Jan 18 2011, 07:43 PM']I got some lubricant for my **** ***** today. Gonna apply it tomorrow at work.[/quote]
[/quote]
:angry2:
Also, get on Skype. I want to test your mic quality.
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when?
[/quote]
When...ever you want?

You haven't been online since I added you xD!
 
So in the next video do we get to see you lubricating your chain all nice and slow?
 
[quote name='p1ngpong' post='3401357' date='Jan 18 2011, 10:36 PM']So in the next video do we get to see you lubricating your chain all nice and slow?[/quote]

Well since you asked....

...Yes.
:mellow:
 
[quote name='monkat' post='3401348' date='Jan 18 2011, 09:33 PM']When...ever you want?

You haven't been online since I added you xD![/quote]
cuz that isn't my main account, i'm only on it when i've planned something with people online

[quote name='p1ngpong' post='3401357' date='Jan 18 2011, 09:36 PM']So in the next video do we get to see you lubricating your chain all nice and slow?[/quote]
he said he'll be doing it at work, kinky
 
[quote name='monkat' post='3401363' date='Jan 19 2011, 02:38 AM'][quote name='p1ngpong' post='3401357' date='Jan 18 2011, 10:36 PM']So in the next video do we get to see you lubricating your chain all nice and slow?[/quote]

Well since you asked....

...Yes.
:mellow:
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Disgusting.

You just lost an avid viewer! :dry:

/thread
 
[quote name='monkat' post='3401103' date='Jan 19 2011, 11:43 AM']My pants seem to be tighter.[/quote]

*insert big penis joke here*
 
[quote name='Schizoanalysis' post='3401373' date='Jan 18 2011, 10:40 PM'][quote name='monkat' post='3401103' date='Jan 19 2011, 11:43 AM']My pants seem to be tighter.[/quote]

*insert big penis joke here*
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Well it is pretty large, but I think it's stopped growing since puberty xD!
 
[quote name='monkat' post='3401437' date='Jan 19 2011, 02:17 PM']Well it is pretty large...[/quote]


Photos or it didn't happen... :mellow:
 

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