Blarghrifflecakes

One stays up late last night.

One assumes he won't be working until the afternoon.

One gets a call at 9:00AM because his manager left his key at home.

One gets to groggily give directions that he barely knows while standing outside for half-an-hour in "pajamas" (I sleep nude, duh, but I threw on some pajama pants).

We cannot get back to sleep.

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Well maybe you should of went to bed early instead of staying up late. Life can throw curve-balls at you, so be prepared 100% of the time.

Always be on the edge.

Never live vicariously.


(fucking kidding, that sucks ass. Make waffles.)
 
I might add that my manager's English isn't so great....so a lot of repeating on both ends was going on....

And I can't make waffles...no waffle mix....or waffle iron....or flour....or syrup....
 
[quote name='shlong' post='3370234' date='Jan 4 2011, 11:38 AM']Monkat turns into Eighteen...[/quote]
I don't get it...because I was using third person?

Eighteen doesn't always use third person...

Anyway, using third person is a sign of royalty, and being the super awesome and sexy monkey king that I am, monkat the super awesome and sexy monkey king should be using third person occasionally.
 
[quote name='monkat' post='3370238' date='Jan 4 2011, 04:40 PM'][quote name='shlong' post='3370234' date='Jan 4 2011, 11:38 AM']Monkat turns into Eighteen...[/quote]
I don't get it...because I was using third person?

Eighteen doesn't always use third person...

Anyway, using third person is a sign of royalty, and being the super awesome and sexy monkey king that I am, monkat the super awesome and sexy monkey king should be using third person occasionally.
[/quote]
We've been through this, dear monkat.
Royalty use 'one' or 'we'.
One doesn't refer to one's self by name.
 
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[quote name='BobTheJoeBob' post='3370497' date='Jan 4 2011, 01:09 PM']Fuck waffles, make some pancakes, or cookies. :)

User was banned for this post.[/quote]

Sucks.
 
Seriously, though, where the fuck are my waffles? I had a fun-size bag of cheetos for dinner.
 
[quote name='monkat' post='3371329' date='Jan 5 2011, 01:55 PM']Seriously, though, where the fuck are my waffles? I had a fun-size bag of cheetos for dinner.[/quote]

No wonder you're so skinny.
 
[quote name='monkat' post='3371329' date='Jan 5 2011, 03:55 AM']Seriously, though, where the fuck are my waffles? I had a fun-size bag of cheetos for dinner.[/quote]
I gave you some, on the other page ;~;
 

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