Meh

If there is a god, he must be impressed. A bunch of monkeys blasted themselves to the moon.

Infinite potential, greeted only with infinite greed, however.

Together, they can do anything, but their greed prevents them from teamwork.

In America, they have a saying, which is nothing if not true.

United they stand, but divided they fall.

While they seem adamant on being divided, a problem arises whilst standing on two legs.

If the body the legs are holding provides too much pressure, the ground below will collapse.

If they wish to survive, they must learn something they knew long ago: that crawling comes before walking.

I fear that it is too late, such a pity to see such a creature waste unlimited power in destroying themselves.

But if they do not grow out of it themselves, they will only become spoiled.

All I can do is wish you luck.

I do hope we meet someday, naked apes.

Comments

[quote name='pyrmon24' post='3352537' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:03 AM']It now smells like eighteen. And fish.[/quote]


Chow down on it!

I'm gonna stick my Beachball on it!

Edit: damn you guys wore monkat out.
 
[quote name='431unknown' post='3352539' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:04 AM'][quote name='pyrmon24' post='3352537' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:03 AM']It now smells like eighteen. And fish.[/quote]


Chow down on it!

I'm gonna stick my Beachball on it!
[/quote]
You only have one :O
 
[quote name='pyrmon24' post='3352545' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:06 AM'][quote name='431unknown' post='3352539' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:04 AM'][quote name='pyrmon24' post='3352537' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:03 AM']It now smells like eighteen. And fish.[/quote]


Chow down on it!

I'm gonna stick my Beachball on it!
[/quote]
You only have one :O
[/quote]


Yeah, i had 2 at one time but the other got poped on a sharp rock or something.I only need one any way.
 
[quote name='431unknown' post='3352548' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:08 AM'][quote name='pyrmon24' post='3352545' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:06 AM'][quote name='431unknown' post='3352539' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:04 AM'][quote name='pyrmon24' post='3352537' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:03 AM']It now smells like eighteen. And fish.[/quote]


Chow down on it!

I'm gonna stick my Beachball on it!
[/quote]
You only have one :O
[/quote]


Yeah, i had 2 at one time but the other got poped on a sharp rock or something.I only need one any way.
[/quote]

Me too!
But it grew back.
 
[quote name='431unknown' post='3352548' date='Dec 27 2010, 07:08 AM'][quote name='pyrmon24' post='3352545' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:06 AM'][quote name='431unknown' post='3352539' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:04 AM'][quote name='pyrmon24' post='3352537' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:03 AM']It now smells like eighteen. And fish.[/quote]


Chow down on it!

I'm gonna stick my Beachball on it!
[/quote]
You only have one :O
[/quote]


Yeah, i had 2 at one time but the other got poped on a sharp rock or something.I only need one any way.
[/quote]
Awww:( only one.. that must have been a painful loss yes? :sad: :cry:
 
[quote name='pyrmon24' post='3352557' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:10 AM'][quote name='431unknown' post='3352548' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:08 AM'][quote name='pyrmon24' post='3352545' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:06 AM'][quote name='431unknown' post='3352539' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:04 AM'][quote name='pyrmon24' post='3352537' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:03 AM']It now smells like eighteen. And fish.[/quote]


Chow down on it!

I'm gonna stick my Beachball on it!
[/quote]
You only have one :O
[/quote]


Yeah, i had 2 at one time but the other got poped on a sharp rock or something.I only need one any way.
[/quote]

Me too!
But it grew back.
[/quote]
Damn, what did you do?, rub ointment on it or something?


you could come rub it for me eighteen. it would help with the pain of my loss.
 
I'm a salamander monkey! I was genetically engineered to have limbs that grow back and to resist high temperatures, so that I can use the power of the monkey sun gods to manipulate fire(to form an invincible pyro ape army). My kind are under the rule of the mighty monkey king, monkat!
 
[quote name='431unknown' post='3352567' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:15 AM']I'm downloading now but wont get to test till tomorrow also.[/quote]

Hum, what?
 
[quote name='pyrmon24' post='3352575' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:19 AM']Aw, come on man, show me your porn![/quote]
not till i test it out!

i'll give you the title tho it's called Monkat and Eighteen Make A Porno


I gotta go watch this shit now.
 
[quote name='431unknown' post='3352559' date='Dec 27 2010, 07:11 AM']Damn, what did you do?, rub ointment on it or something?


you could come rub it for me eighteen. it would help with the pain of my loss.[/quote]
*squeeses lotion out and rubs it onto my hands*

*aaaand rubs it on my face and put's on a clowns nose*
Loook, me look like a moogle !! :moogle:
 
[quote name='Eighteen' post='3352587' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:24 AM'][quote name='431unknown' post='3352559' date='Dec 27 2010, 07:11 AM']Damn, what did you do?, rub ointment on it or something?


you could come rub it for me eighteen. it would help with the pain of my loss.[/quote]
*squeeses lotion out and rubs it onto my hands*

*aaaand rubs it on my face and put's on a clowns nose*
Loook, me look like a moogle !! :moogle:
[/quote]
You do know that ointment makes testies grow, right?
 
[quote name='pyrmon24' post='3352591' date='Dec 27 2010, 07:27 AM'][quote name='Eighteen' post='3352587' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:24 AM'][quote name='431unknown' post='3352559' date='Dec 27 2010, 07:11 AM']Damn, what did you do?, rub ointment on it or something?


you could come rub it for me eighteen. it would help with the pain of my loss.[/quote]
*squeeses lotion out and rubs it onto my hands*

*aaaand rubs it on my face and put's on a clowns nose*
Loook, me look like a moogle !! :moogle:
[/quote]
You do know that ointment makes testies grow, right?
[/quote]
What?? =( Noooo me didn't *Brushes it off like crasy*
:sad: Me don't want testies on my face..... :cry: Buhuh
 
[quote name='431unknown' post='3352579' date='Dec 27 2010, 07:20 AM'][quote name='pyrmon24' post='3352575' date='Dec 27 2010, 12:19 AM']Aw, come on man, show me your porn![/quote]
not till i test it out!

i'll give you the title tho it's called Monkat and Eighteen Make A Porno


I gotta go watch this shit now.
[/quote]

*rubs nipples against monkat's implants* :unsure: .....would that make a good title?
 

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