Meh

If there is a god, he must be impressed. A bunch of monkeys blasted themselves to the moon.

Infinite potential, greeted only with infinite greed, however.

Together, they can do anything, but their greed prevents them from teamwork.

In America, they have a saying, which is nothing if not true.

United they stand, but divided they fall.

While they seem adamant on being divided, a problem arises whilst standing on two legs.

If the body the legs are holding provides too much pressure, the ground below will collapse.

If they wish to survive, they must learn something they knew long ago: that crawling comes before walking.

I fear that it is too late, such a pity to see such a creature waste unlimited power in destroying themselves.

But if they do not grow out of it themselves, they will only become spoiled.

All I can do is wish you luck.

I do hope we meet someday, naked apes.

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[quote name='monkat' post='3351919' date='Dec 27 2010, 01:21 AM']inb4coolstorybro[/quote]

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[quote name='monkat' post='3351953' date='Dec 27 2010, 01:47 AM']What is this? I don't even...[/quote]
You don't even what ? :D
And you new avatar is funny lol :rofl2: me hate monkeys haha.. stupid hysterical, unpredictable beasts :lol:
 
[quote name='Eighteen' post='3351964' date='Dec 26 2010, 08:52 PM'][quote name='monkat' post='3351953' date='Dec 27 2010, 01:47 AM']What is this? I don't even...[/quote]
You don't even what ? :D
And you new avatar is funny lol :rofl2: me hate monkeys haha.. stupid hysterical, unpredictable beasts :lol:
[/quote]
Monkeys?

I am the Monkey King. Noble and vicious, a version of man with survival tools, batteries included, if you will.

Do not anger me, whore, or your punishment will be severe.
 
[quote name='monkat' post='3351972' date='Dec 27 2010, 02:55 AM'][quote name='Eighteen' post='3351964' date='Dec 26 2010, 08:52 PM'][quote name='monkat' post='3351953' date='Dec 27 2010, 01:47 AM']What is this? I don't even...[/quote]
You don't even what ? :D
And you new avatar is funny lol :rofl2: me hate monkeys haha.. stupid hysterical, unpredictable beasts :lol:
[/quote]
Monkeys?

I am the Monkey King. Noble and vicious, a version of man with survival tools, batteries included, if you will.

Do not anger me, whore, or your punishment will be severe.
[/quote]
Well, well :dry: no need to call me a whore, wtf.. temper temper....
Before me liked monkat.. but now?.. no :glare:
 
[quote name='monkat' post='3352264' date='Dec 26 2010, 09:53 PM']...I'm sorry...

...Makeup sex?[/quote]

How about a threesome?

EDIT: two monkeys and a chick FTW!!!
 
[quote name='monkat' post='3352264' date='Dec 26 2010, 09:53 PM']...I'm sorry...

...Makeup sex?[/quote]
Go for it, she's Eighteen.
 
[quote name='pyrmon24' post='3352272' date='Dec 27 2010, 04:56 AM'][quote name='monkat' post='3352264' date='Dec 26 2010, 09:53 PM']...I'm sorry...

...Makeup sex?[/quote]

How about a threesome?

EDIT: two monkeys and a chick FTW!!!
[/quote]
Threesome fine..... :dry: but not with monkat :dry: Booooo
 
[quote name='monkat' post='3352288' date='Dec 27 2010, 05:02 AM']Rejecting me makes me want you all the more :creep:[/quote]
Well rawr then!! B-)
Who else wanna join?
 
[quote name='Eighteen' post='3352289' date='Dec 26 2010, 10:03 PM'][quote name='monkat' post='3352288' date='Dec 27 2010, 05:02 AM']Rejecting me makes me want you all the more :creep:[/quote]
Well rawr then!! B-)
Who else wanna join?
[/quote]
Awesome monkey/human threesome, here I come!
 

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