Gaming and girlfriends....

So, I had an ex-girlfriend who was majorly into gaming. She had a Wii, Playstation 2, Gamecube and even thought of picking up a PS3. We would play videogames and then do the nasty. She loved Mario Kart (god, I suck ass at it, especially the unbalanced Wii version - one fucking shell and you're in last place.)...but she couldn't play Smash Brothers to save her life. I would own her with everything - do you know how embarrassing it is to always lose to a Pikachu? (And the victory dance is sometimes annoying - specially when it goes to pikachu sleeping...)

So, yes. One night, I was losing in Mario Kart as usual, and she suggested reenacting the scene from Swordfish. You know the one, the guy is tested by asking to hack into a bank and then Halle Berry's character goes down on him? Yes, that one, except with videogames. So, yeah...it was pretty good, and I managed to make fourth place in the rankings.

Why am I telling gbatempers this? Just because...I felt like sharing this video.

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BeatriceTheGolde
[quote name='astrangeone' post='2764834' date='Apr 17 2010, 10:05 PM']she couldn't play Smash Brothers to save her life. I would own her with everything - do you know how embarrassing it is to always lose to a Pikachu?[/quote]Umm, Pikachu isn't exactly one of the weakest characters in Brawl...
 
_Chaz_
[quote name='BeatriceTheGolden' post='2764839' date='Apr 17 2010, 11:07 PM'][quote name='astrangeone' post='2764834' date='Apr 17 2010, 10:05 PM']she couldn't play Smash Brothers to save her life. I would own her with everything - do you know how embarrassing it is to always lose to a Pikachu?[/quote]Umm, Pikachu isn't exactly one of the weakest characters in Brawl...
[/quote]

I know, I was thinking the same thing. A better example would have been Jigglypuff, unless you how to use her, then she becomes a beast.
 
_Chaz_
[quote name='Dangy' post='2764866' date='Apr 17 2010, 11:19 PM']Pikachu is top tier, mang.[/quote]

Only for thunder spamming. If the opponent played fair, I could kill it with anyone.
 
Dangy
[quote name='_Chaz_' post='2764879' date='Apr 17 2010, 11:27 PM'][quote name='Dangy' post='2764866' date='Apr 17 2010, 11:19 PM']Pikachu is top tier, mang.[/quote]

Only for thunder spamming. If the opponent played fair, I could kill it with anyone.
[/quote]

I'd like to see you beat Anther's Pika.
 
_Chaz_
[quote name='Dangy' post='2764896' date='Apr 17 2010, 11:37 PM'][quote name='_Chaz_' post='2764879' date='Apr 17 2010, 11:27 PM'][quote name='Dangy' post='2764866' date='Apr 17 2010, 11:19 PM']Pikachu is top tier, mang.[/quote]

Only for thunder spamming. If the opponent played fair, I could kill it with anyone.
[/quote]

I'd like to see you beat Anther's Pika.
[/quote]

Who? Is that a member here?
If so, we could set something up one weekend (I play, but don't own a Wii and use my cousin's)
 
Dangy
[quote name='_Chaz_' post='2764899' date='Apr 17 2010, 11:38 PM'][quote name='Dangy' post='2764896' date='Apr 17 2010, 11:37 PM'][quote name='_Chaz_' post='2764879' date='Apr 17 2010, 11:27 PM'][quote name='Dangy' post='2764866' date='Apr 17 2010, 11:19 PM']Pikachu is top tier, mang.[/quote]

Only for thunder spamming. If the opponent played fair, I could kill it with anyone.
[/quote]

I'd like to see you beat Anther's Pika.
[/quote]

Who? Is that a member here?
If so, we could set something up one weekend (I play, but don't own a Wii and use my cousin's)
[/quote]

Lol, you're not into competitive Smash, are you?
 
Dangy
[quote name='BeatriceTheGolden' post='2764919' date='Apr 17 2010, 11:51 PM'][quote name='Dangy' post='2764916' date='Apr 17 2010, 10:48 PM']competitive Smash[/quote]
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[/quote]

ohai.
 
astrangeone
Lol. I suck at fighting games in general. I cannot play Mortal Kombat unless I'm scorpian or subzero.

:D
 
Veho
[quote name='astrangeone' post='2764834' date='Apr 18 2010, 05:05 AM']You know the one, the guy is tested by asking to hack into a bank and then Halle Berry's character goes down on him?[/quote]
It wasn't her character, it was Helga :yay:
 
_Chaz_
[quote name='Dangy' post='2764916' date='Apr 17 2010, 11:48 PM'][quote name='_Chaz_' post='2764899' date='Apr 17 2010, 11:38 PM'][quote name='Dangy' post='2764896' date='Apr 17 2010, 11:37 PM'][quote name='_Chaz_' post='2764879' date='Apr 17 2010, 11:27 PM'][quote name='Dangy' post='2764866' date='Apr 17 2010, 11:19 PM']Pikachu is top tier, mang.[/quote]

Only for thunder spamming. If the opponent played fair, I could kill it with anyone.
[/quote]

I'd like to see you beat Anther's Pika.
[/quote]

Who? Is that a member here?
If so, we could set something up one weekend (I play, but don't own a Wii and use my cousin's)
[/quote]

Lol, you're not into competitive Smash, are you?
[/quote]

I wouldn't consider Smash a 'competitive fighter' by any means.
 
prowler
[quote name='Assassination' post='2765819' date='Apr 18 2010, 03:06 PM']""We would play videogames and then do the nasty""


Lol dude. i wish my girlfriend was like that.[/quote]You mean dudette
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Dangy
[quote name='_Chaz_' post='2765818' date='Apr 18 2010, 10:05 AM']I wouldn't consider Smash a 'competitive fighter' by any means.[/quote]

Smash is one of the biggest competitive scenes.

Proof.
 
Twiffles
[quote name='Dangy' post='2766184' date='Apr 18 2010, 08:57 AM']Smash is one of the biggest competitive scenes.

Proof.[/quote]
Smash is big only to those that know of it/are in it.
 
Dangy
[quote name='Twiffles' post='2766324' date='Apr 18 2010, 01:48 PM'][quote name='Dangy' post='2766184' date='Apr 18 2010, 08:57 AM']Smash is one of the biggest competitive scenes.

Proof.[/quote]
Smash is big only to those that know of it/are in it.
[/quote]

That's to bad. I won my first tourney a few months ago and it was amazing.
 
_Chaz_
[quote name='Dangy' post='2766184' date='Apr 18 2010, 12:57 PM'][quote name='_Chaz_' post='2765818' date='Apr 18 2010, 10:05 AM']I wouldn't consider Smash a 'competitive fighter' by any means.[/quote]

Smash is one of the biggest competitive scenes.

Proof.
[/quote]

I saw Brawl was added to MLG and thought it was a joke.

I'm a fan of Brawl and all (I play it enough to know so) but it shouldn't be competitive.

It's most fun when you play for fun.
 

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