1. Good cop: Let’s see, Mr. García. You know why we’re questioning you, don’t you?
García: They caught me leaving a bank with a lot of money I supposedly stole.
2. Good cop: Well, we found a knife among your belongings. You didn’t use it to threaten or attack the guards, did you?
3. García: I needed it to cut meat in the cooking classes I go to.
4. Bad cop: Aha, I knew you—! Wait, *what*? So you know what this red stain on your clothes is, don’t you?
5. García: It’s tomato sauce from the hot dog I was eating.
Good cop: Alright, Mr. García, could you please explain why you have $1,000,000 in your bag?
6. García: Uhhh… Goodbye! *runs away*
7. *Both cops chase García*
Bad cop: Come here in the name of the law!
Good cop: If you confess, I’ll give you lemonade!
García: They caught me leaving a bank with a lot of money I supposedly stole.
2. Good cop: Well, we found a knife among your belongings. You didn’t use it to threaten or attack the guards, did you?
3. García: I needed it to cut meat in the cooking classes I go to.
4. Bad cop: Aha, I knew you—! Wait, *what*? So you know what this red stain on your clothes is, don’t you?
5. García: It’s tomato sauce from the hot dog I was eating.
Good cop: Alright, Mr. García, could you please explain why you have $1,000,000 in your bag?
6. García: Uhhh… Goodbye! *runs away*
7. *Both cops chase García*
Bad cop: Come here in the name of the law!
Good cop: If you confess, I’ll give you lemonade!
