I just ordered this phone:
http://www.amazon.com/Nokia-2660-Unlocked-...W/ref=pd_cp_e_3
I can't wait to get it. Now I can keep in touch with my grandma. Also, I can do booty calls. Oh wait, I have no power. I also know nobodies number. I probably couldn't make the sexy times either. Truly...
Nuh it was a joke, but I used to bite my nails when I was young, but when I started doing construction work and seen what crap was under my nails, I stopped.