Blog entries by monkat
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Many of you have come to worship me as your king, Monkat the Super Awesome and Sexy Monkey King, as you like to call me. I have accepted my position until now, but bureaucracy is not my strong suit. My office has become a mess, and you all have grown complacent. You complain that I am to be held...
Blargh...I'm becoming spoiled.
Last week, I got two days off of work - Sunday and Wednesday.
This week, I had the same schedule - off Sunday and Wednesday. I got Sunday off, and now I have to open on Wednesday (T_T).
I shouldn't really care, I mean, before now, days off had been extremely...
Made another vluggity vlog.
Enjoy.
Totally missed my nipple at the end, though. Sorry...I can't see!
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Yep, I made another vlog.
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In other news, my sociology class is the perfect class for me: a large portion of my grade is making blogs. Win.
Oh, college, I thought you were supposed to actually mean something...
Short story: I wake up super early because my manager said he would tell me when I have to work today this morning. After hours of no call, I text him asking if I have to work, being the now-or-never point. No, he wants me in the afternoon. (Fucking hell, man!).
But, on the bright side, when I...
For once, Monkat The Super Awesome And Sexy Monkey King is feeling a bit indecisive.
Since middle school, really, I've made my goal to be a translator, but with transfer applications coming up, I've been pondering other career options, largely in that I can still do translations on the side...
One stays up late last night.
One assumes he won't be working until the afternoon.
One gets a call at 9:00AM because his manager left his key at home.
One gets to groggily give directions that he barely knows while standing outside for half-an-hour in "pajamas" (I sleep nude, duh, but I threw...
Well, it's that time of year again, folks!
I have to give my new class schedule to my manager (I kinda chose it....around work instead of the other way around, this time, so yay!)
Monday: No Classes
Tuesday: No Classes for the first half - second half I have Archery from 10:00-1:00
Wednesday...
First of all, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry about making two blog posts in one day. I just thought that this idea matured enough to the point where I should share it, and off-topic chat didn't seem like the right place for this.
It is often said that people should not be spoiled by...
Well, as I'm sure that no one here knows, I almost always work a full Sunday (the store has shorter hours, 12pm-5pm, so it's certainly not bad, but it's more a matter of principle).
Well, I got a text from my manager sent me a text at 8pm last night "Justin, how are you? Tomorrow take off and...
Yeah, what the title says.
I met up with her today, and we went out - had fun, usual stuff. Picked me up some underwear. Picked up my laptop. Good times.
Anyway, if any of you knew me in real life...I'm kind of a thinker. I come up with really....odd and usually pretty good ideas all the time...
If there is a god, he must be impressed. A bunch of monkeys blasted themselves to the moon.
Infinite potential, greeted only with infinite greed, however.
Together, they can do anything, but their greed prevents them from teamwork.
In America, they have a saying, which is nothing if not true...
Been a long day...
Woke up at 4AM...showered and woke self up until 5:30...biked to work until 6:00, at which point I helped with an inventory check. Myself and a few managers around the district came in and scanned every single item in the store to count how many we had. Side-note: when other...
Story. I have to work 13 hours straight tomorrow - 6am to 7pm because loss prevention wants me to "volunteer" to help with an inventory check without pay.
Fuck them.
Seriously.
I feel dumb. My shirt began to smell, so I washed it in the sink in the back of my store...now I'm cold. And wet. And it turns out it was just my pits since I lost my deodorant...
So, I ran next door to CVS and got a new roll.
At least I smell good now!
Best. Blog. Ever.
Went shopping with my girlfriend!
picked up some new earrings for her
Also, for me, IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG
I also got some pins. Because I realized how awesome they are. I'm allotting for 3 pins for me per month.
And, finally, an 'octoplush' for my girlfriend's keys. She really...
So today, when I left the store, my SSM (not sure what it stands for - my manager's boss), was waiting for me to evaluate me on how I closed the store. I got a perfect score, ironically, but because he distracted me, whether or not I locked the door was deemed irrelevant in my, beautifully...