Blog entries by Beast
8/26/18
Dear Diary,
I was flipping through the channels and what I saw shook me to the core. Did I just witness Uncle Fester singing with an afro?? As soon as it appeared it was gone. Did my eyes deceive me? Highly doubtful as I have developed the most keen senses in my time. One...
Task accomplished, now back on the road. Took a quick flight to visit Dad's farm. I wonder if he's still alive? Does he know that I am?
Security at the airport sure was tight. They made me check my blade!? Madness! They were also making people take off their shoes for security reasons; luckily I...
1/7/18
Beast returned to the homeland. Had some unfinished business to take care of and the sooner the better. It's a strange feeling returning to the nation that had forsaken you all those years ago. It's funny the place that is supposed to be "home" couldn't feel any more foreign.
Needing to...
After almost a decade wandering the jungle in solitude I came across a small village. They offered me some "western cuisine" but I'll stick to my palm rats thank you very much; creature of habit I guess.
What's this I hear about net neutrality being repealed? More like Net Neuter Reality if you...
7/29
Dear Diary, today I decided to decorate my fightstick with some candid photos of myself. This one's for you, me.
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The Watchmen in 3 easy steps.
1. Phil Hellmuth's butt
2. Smart guy frames naked guy.
3. Naked guy kills Bonaduce.
Oh yeah and blue guy goes to Mars and builds a random building.
You're welcome. I just saved you 3 boring, blue weiner filled hours.
3/5
Beast mode
function: adj, verb.
Defintion: Doing something beastly. a beastly action of someone / something
e.g. Splinter went into beast mode when he made Shredder do a swan dive, with a half gainer, right into the back of a garbage truck! aaahhhh!
3/3
I went fishing today. Took my boat out on the river.The fish weren't biting, but that didn't matter. Not at all.
Bow? check. Arrow? check. Line? check.
Stupid fish.
Beast plays for keeps.
3/2 Dear Diary
Dear Diary, I spent the weekend playing simulations. I like sim games because they allow you to do fun things from the comfort of your own home. It's great because it's almost identical to the real thing!
me playin' some sims:
3/1 Dear Diary
Dear Diary, I'm getting an arcade stick because I'm beastly. The problem is which one? The Hori sticks that could be suitable, are a rarity as of present. In addition said sticks don't come with 4-way mode out of box. Such is vital to my suppression of bad memories via tetris...
2/28
Dear Diary,
It seems people have been reading you. That's f'd up man, honestly. You're my closest confidant, but people don't respect that and give me space. They always have to push me. ALWAYS.
They've got some learnin' to do....and I've got some teachin'
What was it I did to the last...
2/27
Dear Diary,
TGIF right? Wrong. I've endured a lot of torture in my lifetime, but never from my own hands. Until now. 2 bowls of Cap'n Crunch later and my mouth has been scraped and scratched raw. Little yellow, malice filled rectangles unleashed their cruelty upon me. Masking the deed with...
2/26
Just got back from my vacation in Burma. Fun place, although I lost my knife. No worries though, I forged a new one!!
yay.
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Psionic Roshambo:
I want my money back... Drug test? No drugs to test but they want me to pee in a cup! Lol
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BigOnYa:
@Xdqwerty I'm still just a kid that never grew up, age is only a number. I will always be just a big kid.+1
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BigOnYa:
Well I'm not that way. I have two kids, and grandkids myself, just meant I'm a kid at heart, forever+1
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