Me: Omg, she just texted me.
My Cousin: You mean her?
Me: Yup.
My Cousin: Did you say anything?
Me: No, she tried to say, "I'm bored." But she mispelled it. Twice.
My Cousin: Was she trying to correct her error?
Me: Yup.
My Cousin: ... Oh dear...
Me: I know.
True story. Seriously, my cousin is...