Would you rather

[x65943]

Answer the would you rather above you and post a new one below

Example:

Post 1.

would you rather date WiiMiiSwitch or jump into a pool full of razor blades

Post 2.

Pool full of razor blades, easy!

Would you rather be OTK spanked by Juantabanana or Godreporn

Etc

Okay let's start

Would you rather get eaten by a pack of Chihuahuas or take a shower in Noctosphere's bathroom

 

[SylverReZ]

Take a shower. Chihuahuas are evil little creatures.

 

[x65943]

Take a shower. Chihuahuas are evil little creatures.

You are supposed to add your own would you rather when you answer..........

 

[CoolMe]

I'd rather date, spank, take a shower and jump into Juanita with my banana.

 

[JuanMena]

Post feet pictures.

 

[x65943]

Would you rather ban Maxrez or make them join Juan and God-loves-porn's throuple for not following the rules of this thread?

 

[AncientBoi]

Make them join Juan and God-loves-porn's throuple for not following the rules of this thread

Would you rather eat a bug, or or smell my dirty undies

 

[CoolMe]

Would you rather eat a bug, or or smell my dirty undies

You call that a choice?

 

[AncientBoi]

Yes

Would you rather smell my tennis shoes, or drink motor oil?

 

[x65943]

Drink motor oil, nothing against your shoes but I am trying to Speedrun life

Would you rather gain Creamu's fear of 5g networks or City's love of far right politics?

 

[Noctosphere]

Drink motor oil, nothing against your shoes but I am trying to Speedrun life

Would you rather gain Creamu's fear of 5g networks or City's love of far right politics?

hard one... cant answer

Would you rather fart anytime someone in the world say your name?
Or
have mac'n'cheese spitting out of your ears whenever you HEAR your name

 

[x65943]

hard one... cant answer

Would you rather fart anytime someone in the world say your name?
Or
have mac'n'cheese spitting out of your ears whenever you HEAR your name

Easy, Mac and cheese - you could open up a Mac and cheese shop and make tons of money with the infinite Regen Mac and cheese abilities (no overhead)

Would you rather eat Nocto's cat Zelda or marry his sistra?

 

[SylverReZ]

I love cats

 

[Deleted member 546149]

Of course date me

 

[AncientBoi]

would you eat cats or Date Broni?

 

[Hayato213]

Of course date me

Let see Polly can go on a date with @sombrerosonic

 

[JuanMena]

would you eat cats or Date Broni?

Date a Broni Girl. I like big butts/hips/thighs.

Would you rather Coke or Pepsi.

 

[WeedZ]

Date a Broni Girl. I like big butts/hips/thighs.

Would you rather Coke or Pepsi.

Coke

Would you rather have to urinate out of your nose for the rest of your life or projectile vomit every time you try to talk to someone you found attractive?

 

[JuanMena]

Would you rather have to urinate out of your nose for the rest of your life or projectile vomit every time you try to talk to someone you found attractive?

To be fair, if you're hydrated, piss will be clear, without smell or taste.
So of course I'd piss through my nose anytime.

Now answer, would you rather Coke or Pepsi?

 

[SylverReZ]

Of course date me

No