TRUMPERS create Global Warming Solutions

[JuanMena]

Let's all try to bring solutions to the madness known as Global Warming.
In the meantime hail our GBATP Global Warming Queen!

 

[Veho]

"TRUMPERS"?

 

[JuanMena]

"TRUMPERS"?

 

[x65943]

I thought about fixing the title

Anyhow

Why not just push the planet further from the sun using rockets?

 

[JuanMena]

I thought about fixing the title

Anyhow

Why not just push the planet further from the sun using rockets?

Elon's only job!

The only thing he drove away with his rockets was Claire Boucher.

 

[JuanMena]

How about we take our fridge's cooler's ice cubes and throw them to the ground?
We're 8billion people in the world, we sure can make it!

 

[x65943]

How about we take our fridge's cooler's ice cubes and throw them to the ground?
We're 8billion people in the world, we sure can make it!

Our body temperature is lower when we sleep, let's just all sleep an extra hour a day

 

[Veho]

Why not just push the planet further from the sun using rockets?

Because the Earth spins, duh. The rockets would point the wrong way half the time. We first need to build train tracks around the equator, put the rockets on the train, then drive the train around the world in the opposite direction at 1650 km/h to keep them pointed in the right direction

 

[JuanMena]

How about we all take cold showers sporadically?

 

[WeedZ]

We could nuke the earth and create a nuclear winter

 

[JuanMena]

We could nuke the earth and create a nuclear winter

Russians got your back

 

[aoikurayami]

I thought about fixing the title

Anyhow

Why not just push the planet further from the sun using rockets?

Rockets ? Good.

But let' add to that, a:
Giant.
Lazzorz !!

(Lazers always fix everything !l)

PS:
I think Trump is at least 0.0000002% responsible directly for climate change, due to the hot air produced everytime he speaka

 

[hippy dave]

 

[Marc_LFD]

I thought this was a damn politics thread and I had customized my dashboard not to show 'em.

 

[JuanMena]

I thought this was a damn politics thread and I had customized my dashboard not to show 'em.

It was.
But a very Biased and Immature mod moved it, and not only that, he shows his Trump support by editing the title from "Tempers" to "Trmpers"

Bad mods!

 

[The Catboy]

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[Foxi4]

All of you are dumb-dumbs. We don’t need rockets to push the planet. All you need is paint. You can utilise the Yarovsky Effect and take advantage of the sun - the photons deflected by the paint will, slowly but surely, move the planet. The principle is similar to Crookes radiometer, except it refers specifically to spinning celestial bodies. If it works on asteroids, I don’t see why it wouldn’t work on a planet - it’ll simply be very, very slow.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yarkovsky_effect

https://www.space.com/19905-dangerous-asteroid-deflection-paint.html

Only one question remains - how do we paint the entire Earth? I’ve got an idea, but I don’t know if we could distribute enough nudie magazines to get it done. We’ll have to leverage the power of the Internet, and fast Amazon Prime deliveries.

 

[SG854]

All of you are dumb-dumbs. We don’t need rockets to push the planet. All you need is paint. You can utilise the Yarovsky Effect and take advantage of the sun - the photons deflected by the paint will, slowly but surely, move the planet. The principle is similar to Crookes radiometer, except it refers specifically to spinning celestial bodies. If it works on asteroids, I don’t see why it wouldn’t work on a planet - it’ll simply be very, very slow.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yarkovsky_effect

https://www.space.com/19905-dangerous-asteroid-deflection-paint.html

Only one question remains - how do we paint the entire Earth? I’ve got an idea, but I don’t know if we could distribute enough nudie magazines to get it done. We’ll have to leverage the power of the Internet, and fast Amazon Prime deliveries.

Your solution is too smart for me

 

[aoikurayami]

All of you are dumb-dumbs. We don’t need rockets to push the planet. All you need is paint. You can utilise the Yarovsky Effect and take advantage of the sun - the photons deflected by the paint will, slowly but surely, move the planet. The principle is similar to Crookes radiometer, except it refers specifically to spinning celestial bodies. If it works on asteroids, I don’t see why it wouldn’t work on a planet - it’ll simply be very, very slow.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yarkovsky_effect

https://www.space.com/19905-dangerous-asteroid-deflection-paint.html

Only one question remains - how do we paint the entire Earth? I’ve got an idea, but I don’t know if we could distribute enough nudie magazines to get it done. We’ll have to leverage the power of the Internet, and fast Amazon Prime deliveries.

Wouldn't the paint break down over time ?

Also how do you paint water ?

 

[JuanMena]

Can someone please for the love of fucking god fix the title?
K, tnx.