As an average EarthBound enjoyer, I summed up the entire lore from the entire MOTHER trilogy... IN A SHELLNUT.
WHAT IS THE Earth Bound TO (rimshot)?!: IN 1986 A LITTLE BOY RANSACKED HIS OWN HOUSE AND LISTENED TO SOME TUNES AS HE HIRES A PYROMANIAC, A KID, AND A GANG BOSS WHO FACKING DIES MID GAME ON A JOURNEY TO VIOLATE EVERY GENEVA CONVENTION WHILE SINGING TO AN ALIEN WHO TURNED OT TO BE A SPOILED BRAT (Note to MatPat: Giegue is Caillou. Prove me wrong you brainless prick.) AND AS THEY SING GIEGUE COMMITS DIE AND VOWS TO END NINTEN'S BLOODLINE.
The Earth was Bound to be a mistake: Kid find rock. Rock contain bee. Bee kill robot. Karen kill bee. Ness steal music and save girl. Girl tell AVGN to massacre a forest to save them. AVGN massacres forest and- You know what you already know this part.
THIS EARTH IS BOUND TO BE FOR JAPAN ONLY: Lucas's entire family FACKING DIES. The End.
WHAT IS THE Earth Bound TO (rimshot)?!: IN 1986 A LITTLE BOY RANSACKED HIS OWN HOUSE AND LISTENED TO SOME TUNES AS HE HIRES A PYROMANIAC, A KID, AND A GANG BOSS WHO FACKING DIES MID GAME ON A JOURNEY TO VIOLATE EVERY GENEVA CONVENTION WHILE SINGING TO AN ALIEN WHO TURNED OT TO BE A SPOILED BRAT (Note to MatPat: Giegue is Caillou. Prove me wrong you brainless prick.) AND AS THEY SING GIEGUE COMMITS DIE AND VOWS TO END NINTEN'S BLOODLINE.
The Earth was Bound to be a mistake: Kid find rock. Rock contain bee. Bee kill robot. Karen kill bee. Ness steal music and save girl. Girl tell AVGN to massacre a forest to save them. AVGN massacres forest and- You know what you already know this part.
THIS EARTH IS BOUND TO BE FOR JAPAN ONLY: Lucas's entire family FACKING DIES. The End.
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