Swallowing Shampoo

[Destructobot]

It wasn't my hand...

 

[Sinkhead]

As long as you didn't swallow the actual bottle, you should be fine

I think they are recommending drinking a glass of milk because it will neutralize any acid in the shampoo...

 

[JPH]

As long as you didn't swallow the actual bottle, you should be fineÂ

I think they are recommending drinking a glass of milk because it will neutralize any acid in the shampoo...

Actually, drinking a cup full of oil would do you better

 

[BoneMonkey]

thanks to team work this guy wont die !

 

[Sinkhead]

As long as you didn't swallow the actual bottle, you should be fineÂ

I think they are recommending drinking a glass of milk because it will neutralize any acid in the shampoo...



Actually, drinking a cup full of oil would do you better

But oil tastes icky...

 

[JPH]

As long as you didn't swallow the actual bottle, you should be fineÂ

I think they are recommending drinking a glass of milk because it will neutralize any acid in the shampoo...



Actually, drinking a cup full of oil would do you better

But oil tastes icky...

Oil taste delicious

 

[Seraph]

Wait, what does the oil do? And isn't shampoo more basic than acidic?

 

[j5c077]

Hey just wondering what happens when you swallow shampoo.. (I accidently swallowed some when I was showering) It's been like 10 mins and I feel fine. My throat feels kinda clogged but yeah. Do I have to like worry or anything? Actually it was Shampoo and conditioner..

try contacting your doctor
or perhaps poison control


seriously.. wtf

 

[arctic_flame]

Wait, what does the oil do? And isn't shampoo more basic than acidic?

It's likely to be pH neutral, but may be slightly alkaline.

Milk is also likely to be more acidic (if it's a few days old)

 

[MadBob]

Your turds will slip out really easily and they will be soft, shiny and smell really, really nice, remember your worth it!

 

[Awdofgum]

 

[BoneMonkey]

dont forget to tell us what color your poop is

i bet its blue

 

[wzeroc]

You know, i had worst. i swallowed ants, and i'm still living. shampoo? did that and the worst thing happened was just some stomachache and some pretty disgusting liquid-like byproduct...

Anyway, for all it's worth, HAHAHAHAHAHA...... wow, some of the replies were funny. milk'll go acidic, huh? well, didn't know that...

 

[xalphax]

buy herbal essences shampoo next time, it tastes nice.

 

[Seraph]

Milk is already acidic to begin with, but not very. I don't think swallowing ants is bad for you unless they were covered with bug spray or something.

 

[Talaria]

Milk is already acidic to begin with, but not very. I don't think swallowing ants is bad for you unless they were covered with bug spray or something.

Correct due the Latic acid in it. Ants i don't think would be that bad as they will die straight away by

A) The teeth squishing it and killing it

B) The stomach destroys and breaks it down with HCL and various enzymes

Unless it was poisonous i doubt it would do much.

 

[arctic_flame]

Milk is already acidic to begin with, but not very. I don't think swallowing ants is bad for you unless they were covered with bug spray or something.


Correct due the Latic acid in it. Ants i don't think would be that bad as they will die straight away by

A) The teeth squishing it and killing it

B) The stomach destroys and breaks it down with HCL and various enzymes

Unless it was poisonous i doubt it would do much.

Technically there's no lactic acid in it until it starts fermenting. Otherwise it's just a sugary emulsion of fats.

 

[kellyan95]

Darwin's Law.

 

[arctic_flame]

P.S. If you die, I'll submit you for a Darwin Award.

 

[Destructobot]

If you die, be sure and tell us what it felt like.