So this one chick IMed me to talk about Nintendo and stuff.

[Rydian]

(2:43:06 PM) stingadolph: Ur a cutie... message me back
(2:43:41 PM) Rydian: THE BLOOD OF THE UNBELIEVERS SHALL CLEANSE THE BACON THAT WAS FORETOLD IN THAT ISSUE OF NINTENDO POWER A FEW YEARS AGO
(2:43:59 PM) stingadolph: Hi there!!...Glad you decided to chat today=)...
(2:44:36 PM) Rydian: THE SQUEALING PIGGY GOODNESS SHALL NOT BE WITHHELD BY THE SYSTEM
(2:44:59 PM) stingadolph: im feeling horny 2day so dont't be a stranger...hehe
(2:47:56 PM) Rydian: WILD BOARS WITH HORNS ARE UNKEMPT AND UNFIT FOR RENDERING INTO THE HOLY GOODNESS ONLY FARM RAISED SWINE ARE WORTHY SO SAYS THE GODDESS NES
(2:48:30 PM) stingadolph: Cool... k so, my name is Carly i am originally from Orlando Can I ask you a question?
(2:49:07 PM) Rydian: ALL SHALL BE REVEALED IN TIME ALSO ON THE THIRD PAGE OF YOUR NES INSTRUCTION BOOKLET IF YOU WIPE OFF THE BBQ SPATTERS
(2:49:25 PM) stingadolph: Do you like a girl who loves to workout??? I love wearing sexy gym clothes ;p!!! Do u wanna see my pic Because I luv showing off my body
(2:51:09 PM) Rydian: ADMIRING SWINE BEFORE THE RENDERING INTO DELICIOUS HOLY BACON IS LIKE BETA TESTING AND MASTURBATION AS IN RELEASE IMMINENT BUT NOT AS GOOD AS IT COULD BE
(2:58:52 PM) Rydian: YOU SEEM TO HAVE NOT RESPONDED YET I HOPE THAT YOU DID NOT DRINK THE NINTENDAIDE TOO SOON IT IS NOT YET TIME FOR THE VALVENING
(2:59:13 PM) stingadolph: I know thats a rhetorical question Let me slip into something sexy for u... I have to keep something to the imaginiation at first...
(3:05:11 PM) Rydian: I SEE YOU ARE VERSED IN THE ART OF NINTENDOMINATION AS WITHOUT IMAGINATION THE WII U WOULD NOT HAVE GOOD GRAPHICS SO YOUR VIEWS ARE CONGRUENT TO THE NEEDS OF NINTENCULT I APPROVE OF THIS
(3:09:01 PM) Rydian: YOUR LATE REPLY AROUSES SUSPICIOUS IN YOUR GRORIOUS LEADER IT DOES NOT TAKE THAT LONG TO DON THE BACONSUIT OF CONSUMMATE HUMPING
(3:11:35 PM) Rydian: SERIOUSLY NOW DID YOU JUST GET A LEG STUCK IN THE COSTUME OR SOMETHING I CAN SEND SOMEBODY TO HELP YOU AS THE RITUAL MUST NOT BE DELAYED ANY FURTHER





I think I left a good impression. I might get laid at this rate!

 

[Gahars]

"I am the Alpha and the Omegle."

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinoceros about to charge your ass guys.

 

[_kbnft]

She wants the Ninten-D

 

[Sop]

HIS VOICE ECHOES WITHIN THE EARS OF THE UNBORN

 

[TLSS_N]

Irony, I was just sent the same thing today.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Ugh, I always got that on my MSN. Years ago, but who the hell cares? FUCK MSN. So unpopular now. It's all about Skype and Facebook now, BITCH!

 

[Foxi4]

Ugh, I always got that on my MSN. Years ago, but who the hell cares? FUCK MSN. So unpopular now. It's all about Skype and Facebook now, BITCH!

Pretty sure MSN Live Messenger doesn't exist anymore since... like... April this year?

 

[ComeTurismO]

Pretty sure MSN Live Messenger doesn't exist anymore since... like... April this year?

RLY?
The last time I used it was like around 2010 or 2009

 

[the_randomizer]

Never liked MSN, it never logged me in telling me my password was wrong when it worked on my hotmail account. POS.

 

[ShadowSoldier]

I still don't know why you were telling me that shit Rydian. I wanted to get something in a little more sexy for you, and you just kept spouting nonsense.

Dick.

 

[Deleted-236924]

Tell me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

 

[ProtoKun7]

RLY?
The last time I used it was like around 2010 or 2009

After it was MSN Messenger it became Windows Live Messenger (years ago), then this year it was shut down and everything migrated to Skype.

 

[ComeTurismO]

After it was MSN Messenger it became Windows Live Messenger (years ago), then this year it was shut down and everything migrated to Skype.

Ah. I used that messenger. But, I am surprised... O.o

 

[AlanJohn]

what the fuck rydian you autistic fuck
you always get chicks pm'ing you about wanting the d and you always act like a faggot
what the fuck man

 

[Ubuntuの刀]

I think Rydian is what we call a "Virginity Knight"