Rock Simulator 2014 Is in Development

[anhminh]

That right, after the success of Goat Simulator, they think it would be funny to make something like that so here we are, Rock Simulator 2014.

First there were flight simulators and truck simulators. Then, we got train simulators and ship simulators. Goat Simulator, Car Mechanic Simulator, and Forklift Simulator soon followed.

But the life of a rock has never been simulated in game until now. Yes, Rock Simulator 2014 is currently in development. Right now in the conceptual phase, the game is being made a studio called Strange Panther Games. It's currently on Steam Greenlight for feedback only, and has not progressed toward getting approved to be published on Steam. However, it is in the top 15 most popular concepts on Greenlight.

The developer calls the game a "rock enthusiast's dream." Players will participate in several rock-related activities, including sitting on and rolling down a hill.

"For a long time, there has been one game missing from the market, a genuine rock simulator," the developer says about the game. "I am here for you today to introduce you to Rock Simulator 2014. This simulator is a rock enthusiast's dream. You can watch beautiful rocks in any location in the world. From grass plains to salt flats, there are dozens of hand designed beautiful environments."

Update: In response to the growing buzz surrounding the game, Strange Panther Games has launched an Indiegogo campaign to try to raise money for Rock Simulator 2014's creation. "Rock Simulator is a free-to-play game," the developer explains. "This means we have no money coming to us from the game."

Hope they let us play as Dwayne Johnson, if so, not thing can beat a rocking sensation of this game.

@Souce

 

[FAST6191]

Come on pet rock simulator.

 

[Gahars]

I can smell what the Rock is cooking, and it's a big pile of shit.

Man, I can't wait Epic Maymay Simulator 2014, because evidently there's no stone this joke "simulator" fad won't leave unturned.

 

[McHaggis]

Sounds exciting. No, wait, that other thing. Awful.

 

[WiiCube_2013]

Pewdiepie Simulator.

It's gonna happen, who wants to bet money?

 

[Bladexdsl]

been a while since i used this....

 

[Sakitoshi]

this is just depressing.
I though people couldn't be that stupid, but the statistics says the contrary.
now if they do a turd simulator, it will be shittier than shit itself.

 

[Deleted-236924]

This game rocks

 

[WiiCube_2013]

this is just depressing.
I though people couldn't be that stupid, but the statistics says the contrary.
now if they do a turd simulator, it will be shittier than shit itself.

This exist because morons think "lol so random this is awesome!1!11!".

It's the kind of bullshit that the popular YouTubers play and their viewers eat up.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Old news is old. Pretty sure we've had a thread on this as well.

 

[Bladexdsl]

will it allow you to be in between a hard place?

 

[chavosaur]

I perfected goat simulator, I'll perfect this too, fuck you guys I'm gonna be the best rock.

 

[FailName]

I think it could at least be decent if they really make it a "rock enthusiast's dream," i.e. conglomeration of geology bullshit, maybe letting you metamorphose a piece of schist into some of that gniess, foliated mass.

 

[GameWinner]

Just port it to Vita.

 

[Taleweaver]

Is this game stealing from the mountain simulator game or what?



Anyone wanna guess what soundtrack this game will have?

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Wait for it.

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Wait for it...

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ROCK MUSIC!!!!

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...I'll leave myself out.

 

[Deleted member 194275]

This is a paid joke, they did a joke, and are asking funding for it... I just think that if there is people willing to throw away money just for joke, I beg you to do this for charity, not for first world geek guys...

Of course, I'm assuming that this game will be as good as Desert Bus... but it they manage to make anything good out of this concept, I'll change my words...

 

[WiiCube_2013]

This is a paid joke, they did a joke, and are asking funding for it... I just think that if there is people willing to throw away money just for joke, I beg you to do this for charity, not for first world geek guys...

Of course, I'm assuming that this game will be as good as Desert Bus... but it they manage to make anything good out of this concept, I'll change my words...

Desert Bus actually had some realism to it as well as gameplay but this is just absolute bullshit.

 

[Chaosruler]

Oh my..... If it sells....

 

[DinohScene]

PC masterrace?
More like PC Shovelwarerace...

 

[RiderLeangle]

And coming next month: