Pokémon Omega Ruby and Pokémon Alpha Sapphire

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First Video of the game to appear this sunday!

Serebii.net said:
It has been confirmed through a trailer on TV that Japanese variety show, Pokémon Get☆TV is to showcase world exclusive first footage of the upcoming games Pokémon Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire this weekend in the episode airing on Sunday May 11th at 07:30 JST. It's not known what the footage will contain but we'll provide details and screenshots as soon as it airs
 

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I hope it's not a clip of the main character just standing there while everyone watching screams "SEGOI!!".
It's going to happen, isn't it?
 

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I'm excited with this game, I have few memories of Pokemon Ruby,
this will be almost like a new experience for me.
 

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9u2epa4y.jpg

It's like the fakemon pics aren't even trying anymore.
 

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9u2epa4y.jpg

It's like the fakemon pics aren't even trying anymore.
The large, vertical text on the far-left side says "自分で性交行く!" which means "Have sex with yourself and cum!" (but the grammar is wrong).

The far-right vertical text says "私は大うそつきだ!" which means "I'm a big, fat liar!"

Higher-res image than the one above:
1H2gBk2.jpg
Blue Page:
メガレックウザA (Mega Rayquaza A)
分類:ゲイポケモン (Species: Gay Pokemon)
タイプ:ドラゴン・ひこう・はがね (Type: Dragon/Flying/Metal)
とくせい:うんこ (Trait: Poop)
高さ:9.5m 重さ:314.5kg (Height, Weight)

このテキストは、あなたもそれを読むことができないほど小
さい。あなたはこの偽のでたらめを読もうとすれば愚かな目
に [ 急担 ]* をかけています。あなたは本当に、哀れだ。
"This text is so small that you can't read it.
You'd be an idiot to read this fake text that
means absolutely nothing. You are truly pathetic."
*(??? not sure; it's cut off at the bottom but it's my best guess)

Red Page:
メガレックウザΩ (Mega Rayquaza Ω)
分類:レズビアンポケモン (Species: Lesbian Pokemon)
タイプ:ドラゴン・ひこう・みず (Type: Dragon/Flying/Water)
とくせい:ちゃんたま (Trait: Testicles)
高さ:8.9m 重さ:420.6kg (Height, Weight)

一人で写真はこれが偽物であることをあなたが手掛
かりに十分でない場合は正直に、私はあなたを伝える
のか分からない。それは文字通りレックウザヘッドと
ディアルガとパルキアです。
"If you can't tell from the picture that this is fake,
then I honestly don't know how to tell you. It is
literally Rayquaza's head with Dialga and Palkia.
The Japanese grammar and syntax is all wrong, so it was clearly written by someone who doesn't know Japanese. It was written in English first, fed into Google Translate, then shat out in Japanese.
 

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I originally wanted to buy a 3DS and Pokemon X for my girlfriend in canada (she's barely making ends meet so a new handheld/game should raise her spirit) but now I'm thinking of waiting for these 2 games (Ruby for her Sapphire for me)
 

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