Now arriving at #3 on our countdown, here's a game so extremely inappropriate that you've no doubt heard of it before -- Doki Doki Majo Shinpan, also known as the witch-touching game. This is a game all about groping, feeling up and lifting the skirts of underaged girls, for the purpose of determining whether or not they're secretly witches. Because apparently, if they are, they'll have some sort of distinctive birthmark on their bodies that will reveal that fact. And that birthmark will be somewhere under their underwear.
Seriously, what the heck kind of nonsensical rules for content does Japan have in place that a game like this, containing material that would be grounds for immediate arrest and a long-term prison sentence in America, is allowed to make it out to market? It's just no -- no going near it, no even thinking about buying it. But yet the audience is definitely there in Japan, because not only has this game sold, it's sold well enough to justify a sequel -- Doki Doki Majo Shinpan 2 Duo.
There's no chance that a game like this will ever make it to market here. But unlike most of the rest of this list where that's been a bad thing, Japan can keep this one.
~IGN on "Doki Doki Majo Shinpan"