I Think My Wife Is Cheating on Me!

[JPH]

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

 

[DrKupo]

You are 15.

 

[JPH]

You are 15.

 

[redact]

collect the leaking oil in a container and while she is asleep write the word slut on her forhead in it, light her up then put her out. if you did it right there'll hopefully be a scar. once this is done, only then can your bike be taken back to the dealer

 

[Costello]

sure you can easily patch the leak !

 

[Holaitsme]

So it go's from your wife cheating to you wondering if you should fix your motorcycle.

 

[JPH]

So it go's from your wife cheating to you wondering if you should fix your motorcycle.

I also thought that your name was pronounced "Holla, it's me" but now I realize that it's pronounced "Hola, it's me."

 

[Man18]

Where is the oil leaking from could just be a broken gasket and do you mean oil or gas.

take it back to the dealer if you have a warranty on it still and I hope im not wasting my time by trying to help with the thought to be serious part of this thread.

 

[Ace Gunman]

JPH, I heard your wife is cheating on you, and that she luuurvs mudkipz. Only one of those statements is true. You have 7 hours to figure out which or else a pinata will detonate, leaving a dead pinata in its wake. Or in its sleep. Either one.

 

[JPH]

JPH, I heard your wife is cheating on you, and that she luuurvs mudkipz. Only one of those statements is true. You have 7 hours to figure out which or else a pinata will detonate, leaving a dead pinata in its wake. Or in its sleep. Either one.

That's a pinata?!

I am totally missing something here.

 

[tinymonkeyt]

sorry JPH,
ive fallen in love with another man.

 

[JPH]

sorry JPH,
ive fallen in love with another man.

Oh, my love!

 

[Giangsta]

this was starting to sound pretty interesting! too bad its only about a motorcycle now

 

[Lucatarik]

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

do you even have a license to drive?

I wonder....
Maybe He drives without a license.... Like 15yo boys do in Italy

 

[.TakaM]

Dump her


I'll write the NFO

 

[funem]

If you think your wife is cheeting, do what I did with my wife when I suspected the same thing I disabled all her Action Replay codes, now she has to play games without cheeting like the good programmers intended. That will teach her..

 

[Man18]

Dump her


I'll write the NFO

Awesome.

 

[littlestevie]

wow wtf

 

[Mei-o]

Secretly stalk her, use a not-so-suspicious desguise like those glasses with a nose and moustache, just keep close to the Queen and when she finally meets up with the other side's King...

 

[Rock Raiyu]

collect the leaking oil in a container and while she is asleep write the word slut on her forhead in it, light her up then put her out. if you did it right there'll hopefully be a scar. once this is done, only then can your bike be taken back to the dealer

Better yet, lets just light her whole body on fire and call it an accident