Brain Transplant

[GBA_Temper]

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.


The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, Well, how much does a brain cost?'

The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain, and $2 00 for a female brain.'


The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,Why is the male brain so much more?'


The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used.

EDIT: oop's cant change topic lol...error mistake grammar

 

[modshroom128]

i hope your not a man gbatemper

 

[GBA_Temper]

no comment .. *lol

 

[themockingbird]

i didn't know you can transplant brains O_O i want one

 

[GBA_Temper]

nice..so who all wants a new brain? I don't

 

[science]

testing, testing, 1, 2, 3.

 

[Hiratai]

Getting a transplant would suck sooo bad. You wouldn't be you..at all.

 

[BakuFunn]

would you "die"?

 

[GBA_Temper]

would you "die"?

wow thats a good question...well idk

 

[Mewgia]

getting a brain transplant would basically give you a new body...and it would cost exuberant amount of money, upwards of $20,000.

And that joke is just stupid, the only parts of a female brain that have been used are ones relating to worrying, shopping, and fashion, everyone knows that >_> (that was a light-hearted joke of course...)

 

[WK416]

I

'd. When I read the topic, I thought it was going to be a hypothetical about a seriously battered body with a fully functional brain being transplanted to a healthy body with a vegetable brain.

 

[CrystalSweet]

haha awesome
i totally agree with that xD

 

[superrob]

Lol you cant transplant a brain.

Isint this for the testing area

?