A woman in Florida is said to have objectophila, a condition that makes her physically and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects instead of people. In an interview with Metro, she stated that she grew up being attracted to all sorts of objects, from GPS devices, iPods, treadmills etc.

After breaking up with Pierre, her calculator, her love for Tetris grew so strong that she intends to marry her copy once she graduates, with a proper ceremony and her family and friends in attendance.

It started when I would play this game called Smash Run and I would hear the Tetris theme and I thought it was nice. Every time I heard it I would want to play Tetris. All I did was play this game and kept thinking I want to play Tetris.

I think Tetris is so beautiful, he is about perfection and he stimulates your mind. Physically I get that feeling that people in relationships get – that you know they are the right one.

I love him so much and get an immense sense of satisfaction with him. I have a strong connection with him and have invested so much in him.

The full interview is available here.

Source

 

[KingVamp]

It is an extremely absurd argument, why I made it for that reason. I want to know how something that is an inanimate object and can't legally sign for itself to actually do such a thing. How far would something like that make it?

"legally sign for itself" It can''t even illegally sign. At least robosexuals have a chance for robots to sign for themselves...

 

[KHEOPS]

↑ kheops
I don't think this post is useless, we discuss, exchange our points of view, and that's what a community looks like, no matter what the subject, technical or not

Puss2puss
indeed
but, no-one said it was a useless thread

OP wiiUbricker (page 9)

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Dat moment when GBATemp news reporters run out of ideas and report about some random shit lol
bla bla bla and a couple of other quotes I can’t be bothered to quote here:

Seriously, you guys bashing the site and reporters need to chill. First off, this came from a piece of junk regular, not gbatemp’s staff. If you need something to bash on, bash me (I can take it).

Second, this piece of shit regular couldn’t care less about views, clickbait, internet points or the sort (hint: I don’t get paid nor do I get access to the secret porn section and neither do the reporters, unlike those from other news sites who do this for a living and may be under pressure to reach their weekly quota or something. This may be a shock but this community is actually run by the community!). I do this for fun and for the sake of improving my lackluster writing skills.

Third, the woman in question surely did the interview voluntarily, fully aware that it will be covered, frontpaged and commented on by gaming news outlets and its readers.

Fourth, if you have a problem with something like that being front paged, are you going to other sites and question why they front paged their stories, too?

And lastly, did I mention that you guys need to chill?

 

[omnipresent]

It’s strange… But actually kind of cute.

 

[Longshot56]

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A woman in Florida is said to have objectophila, a condition that makes her physically and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects instead of people. In an interview with Metro, she stated that she grew up being attracted to all sorts of objects, from GPS devices, iPods, treadmills etc.

After breaking up with Pierre, her calculator, her love for Tetris grew so strong that she intends to marry her copy once she graduates, with a proper ceremony and her family and friends in attendance.



The full interview is available here.

Source

Always Florida. Also, how do you get turned on by the Iphone X

 

[DRAGONBALLVINTAGE]

Always Florida. Also, how do you get turned on by the Iphone X

ANDROID MASTER RACE!

 

[smileyhead]

Always Florida. Also, how do you get turned on by the Iphone X

Nice necrobump

 

[sarkwalvein]

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ANDROID MASTER RACE!

Best necrobump art ever.

 

[kingtut]

I wonder what she thinks of tetris 99?

 

[smileyhead]

I wonder what she thinks of tetris 99?

It's one giant orgy

 

[Hanafuda]

Late to the party, but on-topic ...

 

[Sabarek]

That cartridge looks really worn out. I do not want to think what she was doing with it...

 

[Hanafuda]

That cartridge looks really worn out. I do not want to think what she was doing with it...

Gotta 'blow on it' if you want it to work.


(I'm sure someone already did that joke in this thread, like a year ago, but what the hell?)

 

[Viri]

Do I even wanna see what the sex is like between her and the Tetris cart?

 

[Sabarek]

Do I even wanna see what the sex is like between her and the Tetris cart?

Pretty sure there's at least one video of that on the Internet. These days, the only thing that hasn't been used as a sex toy is probably Eiffel Tower...

 

[WiiHomebrew+Snes]

Ah, I remember this thread. I think.

 

[gamesquest1]

Do I even wanna see what the sex is like between her and the Tetris cart?

 

[MrCokeacola]

It’s strange… But actually kind of cute.

Ya that tetris cart is p cute tbh.

 

[Taleweaver]

Pretty sure there's at least one video of that on the Internet. These days, the only thing that hasn't been used as a sex toy is probably Eiffel Tower...

I boldly went and googled "tetris porn videos".

...

But beware: there is no way to ungoogle the following...

Spoiler

Extra warning: this isn't a joke: it really is mature content. And yes, it IS with a tetris cartridge. So you better be 18+

Spoiler

(EDITED BY BIG SPOIL SPORT MOD, google it yourself if your one of the 6 people in the world into that stuff)

 

[gamesquest1]

I boldly went and googled "tetris porn videos".

...

But beware: there is no way to ungoogle the following...

Spoiler

Extra warning: this isn't a joke: it really is mature content. And yes, it IS with a tetris cartridge. So you better be 18+

Spoiler

(EDITED BY BIG SPOIL SPORT MOD, google it yourself if your one of the 6 people in the world into that stuff)

dude too far, i mean its not even like........, the tetris cart, ok its a little old and grey but damn wtf.

i guess rule 32 exists for a reason