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What has your puny God made for you?

My Mexica God Tlaloc always makes sure that his sons has enough water throughout the year. So, it floods us with heavy rains in rainy seasons.

I've heard you, Europeans folks are having awful droughts.
And you American folks, your God gets anxiety if you don't let women get their own rights.

Do you guys have time to talk about the true God Tlaloc?
The one that makes sure you have water, and instead of taking away women's rights, he makes them wet!


All hail Tlaloc! Bringer of floodings! The only God that makes you wet!
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Oh yeah......and our $%§"%& "Gods" (Political Fuehrers) are on the Way to forbid me,to water my Garden and Plants.....:angry:
Move to Scotland due to it raining all the time there is always plenty of water here for your garden and plants :rofl2:
 

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In other threads I have talked about how my house gets flooded all the time because I stay next to the River Clyde. Well this is a map of my local area and it shows that by 2040 my house will be permanently underwater lol. On the map where it says Clydebank there is the redzone which is the underwater places. And my house is in the red zone :rofl2:

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In other threads I have talked about how my house gets flooded all the time because I stay next to the River Clyde. Well this is a map of my local area and it shows that by 2040 my house will be permanently underwater lol. On the map where it says Clydebank there is the redzone which is the underwater places. And my house is in the red zone :rofl2:

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Inb4 Tom's post asking why you doxxed yourself :mthr:
 

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Inb4 Tom's post asking why you doxxed yourself :mthr:
But doesn't say my street name and you won't find me by searching my name and home town ect. There is 100% no way anyone can find me from just those details. Because technically you won't find me on any official record of living in Clydebank :rofl2:
 

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But doesn't say my street name and you won't find me by searching my name and home town ect. There is 100% no way anyone can find me from just those details. Because technically you won't find me on any official record of living in Clydebank :rofl2:
Well we all know what you look like, so we could walk about that city/river for a week waiting to see you
 
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