Webcomic Temper Tantrums joke submissions thread

[AdenTheThird]

I think something that goes to a really dramatic level about Mario being able to destroy blocks with his head and grow 20 stories high just by touching a mushroom, but instantly dying when he touches a turtle would be pretty funny.

 

[Jacklack3]

I think something that goes to a really dramatic level about Mario being able to destroy blocks with his head and grow 20 stories high just by touching a mushroom, but instantly dying when he touches a turtle would be pretty funny.

Mario is the ultimate hero!
He can break blocks with his bare hands.
Grow into a giant from a single mushroom.
Put a giant turtle monster into lava several times.
Dies from a single touch of a plant.

(really like your idea btw)

 

[kuwanger]

Rockman battles the force of Dr. Wily
Rockman is shown meteor storming Scissor Man's flying scissors
Rockman uses scissors to cut Rapier Man's blade
Dr. Light advises Rockman he will face his greatest challenge yet
Rockman faces Paper Man
On Paper Man's body is a restraining order
Paper beats Rock

 

[Sonic Angel Knight]

Here is a idea, gaining exp in video games vs gaining exp on gbatemp forum.

 

[HamBone41801]

Are jabs at our more noteworthy banned members off the table?

 

[Taleweaver]

Here's one based on this recent news: https://gbatemp.net/threads/snes-games-running-on-nes.505935/

Tempy is going to try that new snes games on a nes hack. On original hardware, because that's the way it should be played.
Very excited, he starts star fox. Of course, within seconds his television (Peppy) tells him to do a barrel roll. Tempy wants to comply, but then looks at his original nes controller...
... With just an a and b button

 

[kuwanger]

"MMX Orphanage" sign
A basket sits on the sidewalk
MMX walks up and picks up the baby and carries it inside
Zero comes to visit
Inside, MMX is feeding dozens of babies
Cut to right below "MMX Orphanage" sign
"Father of All Reploids" with a newspaper clipping
Headline reads "Class Action Paternity Suit Settled"

 

[Jacklack3]

One-Tailed Fox and Winged Falco

*Star Fox Team flies over Corneria*
Fox: Open the wings!
Falco: *checks his wings, literally* I don't see what's the prob- ..Nice joke, Fox -_-
*Fox and Peppy smirks*

*A few moments later*
Peppy: You've got an enemy on your tail!
Fox: *checks his tail, literally* Huh? What's wrong wit- ..Oh, very funny guys -_-
*Falco and Peppy smirks*

(This could be separated to 2 different comics. might think of a Slippy one soon)

I think it'd be better if maybe Fox was telling Falco something was wrong with his wing, and as Falco wonders what's wrong with his literal wing the ship is slowly crashing cause the spaceship wing was cut in half.

 

[RedoLane]

I think it'd be better if maybe Fox was telling Falco something was wrong with his wing, and as Falco wonders what's wrong with his literal wing the ship is slowly crashing cause the spaceship wing was cut in half.

that'll be a problem, since there's no quote from the game in that context.

 

[AxlSt00pid]

A comic with tempy holding a banhammer against some of the... well-known? banned users (pokeacer, the creepy spectral blizzard, that one guy I just forgot his username who kept liking all comments...)

 

[SirNapkin1334]

A comic with tempy holding a banhammer against some of the... well-known? banned users (pokeacer, the creepy spectral blizzard, that one guy I just forgot his username who kept liking all comments...)

Margen67

 

[Jacklack3]

that'll be a problem, since there's no quote from the game in that context.

Well I don't see that being a problem. I haven't played Starfox so the only problem would be if that wouldn't feel like the character.

 

[Noctosphere]

How about a tantum about kids who cry in wal-mart because they want a new console but the mom doesnt have the money?

 

[RedoLane]

*Thread Watcher*

>Temper enters GBAtemp forums
>Temper comments on a new thread
>Temper automatically gets notified about new replies from other tempers

Temper:

 

[JellyPerson]

tempy becomes a pirate

he goes on thepiracyplace.org (not a real place)
he downloads a game
police knock at his door
they arrest tempy
not for piracy but for littering or something stupid like that

 

[RedoLane]

=Hacking scene in a nutshell=

>Temper goes with his daily life
>sudden SMS from a fellow temper
"send hacks"

Temper: …. don't mind if I do

 

[Costello]

note to all TT addicts: this week's comic is coming in a bit late but that's because it'll be extra good
thanks for your patience y'all !

 

[SirNapkin1334]

note to all TT addicts: this week's comic is coming in a bit late but that's because it'll be extra good
thanks for your patience y'all !

Yeah, I was thinking, hasn’t it been a bit long?
Will the comic come out within the next three hours? Because if so it’d be nice to have an issue come out on my birthday.

 

[Costello]

Yeah, I was thinking, hasn’t it been a bit long?
Will the comic come out within the next three hours? Because if so it’d be nice to have an issue come out on my birthday.

no it won't, probably not before tomorrow at least

 

[RedoLane]

Hoping some of my ideas will be included soon :3