I sexually identify as a measure of kilometers per second

[drenal]

Because I really wanna km/s

 

[Deleted member 373223]

I sexually identify as a Vocaloid

 

[Pomegrenade]

I sexually identify as a
Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
I was a drab little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I'm beautiful, baby

Did your granny say listen to your heart
Be who you are on the inside
I need three words to tear her argument apart
Your granny lied!
I'd rather be...

Shiny
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Scrub the deck and make it look...

Shiny
I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
Just a sec!

Don't you know
Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
They chase anything that glitters (beginners!)

Oh, and here they come, come, come
To the brightest thing that glitters
Mmm, fish dinners

I just love free food
And you look like seafood
(Like seafood)

Well, well, well
Little Maui's having trouble with his look
You little semi-demi-mini-god
Ouch! What a terrible performance
Get the hook (get it?)
You don't swing it like you used to, man

Yet I have to give you credit for my start
And your tattoos on the outside
For just like you I made myself a work of art
I'll never hide; I can't, I'm too...

Shiny
Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough
Strut my stuff; my stuff is so...

Shiny
Send your armies but they'll never be enough
My shell's too tough

Maui man, you can try, try, try
But you can't expect a demi-god
To beat a decapod (look it up)

You will die, die, die
Now it's time for me to take apart
Your aching heart

Far from the ones who abandoned you
Chasing the love of these humans
Who made you feel wanted
You tried to be tough
But your armour's just not hard enough

Maui
Now it's time to kick your...
Hiney
Ever seen someone so...

Shiny
Soak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever see
C'est la vie, mon ami
I'm so...

Shiny
Now I eat you, so prepare your final plea
Just for me
You'll never be quite as...
Shiny
You wish you were nice and...
Shiny!

 

[Deleted member 381889]

you misspelt kilometres

 

[drenal]

you misspelt kilometres

There are two different spellings, depending on where you live. I live in the US, and it's spelled like that over here.

 

[Deleted member 381889]

There are two different spellings, depending on where you live. I live in the US, and it's spelled like that over here.

it's spelt wrong over there ;o;

 

[drenal]

it's spelt wrong over there ;o;

Over there, color, armor, and many others are spelt wrong

 

[Deleted member 381889]

Over there, color, armor, and many others are spelt wrong

reeee ruining our language

 

[Pomegrenade]

I sexually identify as an apache helicopter

 

[drenal]

reeee ruining our language

American English is the correct english

 

[Deleted member 381889]

American English is the correct english

wrong

 

[drenal]

wrong

correct

 

[Pomegrenade]

wtf is goin on

 

[Deleted member 381889]

correct

NO BAD REPORTED UNFOLLOWED DISLIKED BANNED BYE

 

[drenal]

NO BAD REPORTED UNFOLLOWED DISLIKED BANNED BYE

you never followed me in the first place

 

[Abu_Senpai]

I sexually identify as 5cm Per Second (get the joke? if not see below!)

 

[drenal]

I sexually identify as 5cm Per Second (get the joke? if not see below!)

I'm not a weeb so no.

 

[Abu_Senpai]

I'm not a weeb so no.

Awww

And not a weeb, closer to otaku

 

[GhostLatte]

Awww

And not a weeb, closer to otaku

Still makes you gay.

 

[Abu_Senpai]

Still makes you gay.

And? what is wrong with being a gay otaku?