A book me and TheKingy34 wrote

[xtheman]

@TheKingy34 @smileyhead @cheuble

Chapter One: wtf?

Kingy fapped at your dog and jerked about while @smileyhead danced naked on the computer. Meanwhile, the frog had sex with my dog. But then the dog looked at sexy Windows 10.

Later we had a party which ended late but everyone had died. Rip in piss 2DAY. We fucked my hat which was very hard. It wasn't so bad however. 10/10 would fuck again. So we did.

Chapter Two: The part that was about the naked girl.

2DAY I saw a girl who was naked which was very strange considering she was in public.
"What the fuck!"

Nice choice @smileyhead

Chapter Three: The last one

One night and the afternoon of the day after I fucked that girl who was in the last chapter. She had to say something. "I'm not crazy but under my heart I am attractive and a bit shy at you because I'm pregnant."

 

[xtheman]

Also join this server for more stupid stories like this one.

 

[smileyhead]

Best book of the century. 10/10 -IGN

 

[Kingy]

But then the dog looked at sexy Windows 10.

I was forced to go with it ;( I'm not a peasant, I promise! :^(

 

[xtheman]

I was forced to go with it ;( I'm not a peasant, I promise! :^(

I revised it and made it better

 

[Kingy]

Best book of the century. 10/10 -IGN

But there is too much water.

--------------------- MERGED ---------------------------

I revised it and made it better

This is why a dislike button should only be added on Windows-10-liker posts. :^(

 

[cheuble]

Nice one

 

[CitizenSnips]

publish this right away, it'll be the best selling book ever

 

[xtheman]

publish this right away, it'll be the best selling book ever

We likely will be soon™ along with more wonderful books like this one

 

[hobbledehoy899]

2DAY I saw a girl who was naked which was very strange considering she was in public.

publish the photographs or else i'll proclaim this document as a piece of falsified fiction

 

[xtheman]

publish the photographs or else i'll proclaim this document as a piece of falsified fiction

@smileyhead You took the pictures right? *hint* *hint*

 

[smileyhead]

@smileyhead You took the pictures right? *hint* *hint*

No.
Fuck you.

 

[Kingy]

No.
Fuck you.

You're a buly wanker who hates taking photos *wink* :^)

 

[hobbledehoy899]

No.
Fuck you.

/r/theydidthefuckyou

 

[xtheman]

No.
Fuck you.

You didn't even get a drawing of the woman in question?

 

[Deleted User]

Nope, still don't get the joke

 

[xtheman]

Nope, still don't get the joke

 

[DinohScene]

Even for EoF standards, you're fucked up in your head mate.

 

[GhostLatte]

"TheKingy34 and I" is the correct wording ;^)

 

[CIAwesome526]

I love it