Now I know what you're thinking.
That's one attention grabbing title.
Is this a new reporter proclaiming that he is actually a piece of bread? Or is this, in fact, Bossa Studio's latest wacky and crazy simulation game? I think its safe to say the latter is more likely.
Surgeon Simulator developer Bossa Studios has announced its next project, and it's both completely unexpected and about as strange as you'd expect: I Am Bread, an emotionally fraught tale of one slice's quest to become toasted.
The "first look" video indicates that players will use a controller to interact with the four corners of a slice of bread, maneuvering it around a household environment, and the Twitter account hints that "Toasters aren't the only way to toast bread." Beyond that, however, we really don't know anything about I Am Bread at this stage, including what platforms it's being developed for.
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As stated, there is no announced platform or even a release window.
Have you ever thought to yourself, what if I was toast? Have you considered the likelihood that you are, in fact, biologically bread? Then you crazy person you, the time has come to live your dream and become the toast with the most. The Bread with stead. The Neatest goshdang wheat on the street.
You, are Bread.