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This bar is not one of those Bars with an underground secret room. they start talking about space lasers and how to bring down the Illuminati.

they all use the same VPN I.P. we don't want the government to listen now.
 

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But first, bars need to exist. Do you have any proof? Also, an IP address isn’t what you really think it is. It’s an “Individual Parcel” number. This is a number that gets “assigned” to ach person so the “government” (really aliens) can “track” you. “They” are waiting for the “right time” to collect us through our “screens” and we will be “shipped” to “The Motherboard”. I’ve already said too much and I can’t explain further in fear of my safety. You’ll just need to trust me.
 

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But first, bars need to exist. Do you have any proof? Also, an IP address isn’t what you really think it is. It’s an “Individual Parcel” number. This is a number that gets “assigned” to ach person so the “government” (really aliens) can “track” you. “They” are waiting for the “right time” to collect us through our “screens” and we will be “shipped” to “The Motherboard”. I’ve already said too much and I can’t explain further in fear of my safety. You’ll just need to trust me.

that's what they want you to believe!
 

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