'Taint Christmas any more and 'taint new year yet.

Sit/lie on the sofa and dull your awareness of the passage of time with constant snacks. You've got this.

 

[Veho]

Some of us have to work, you know

 

[hippy dave]

Some of us have to work, you know

You do look like a guy who knows how to work the taint.

 

[DinohScene]

You can work on my taint

 

[hippy dave]

I could totally go for some cheese right now tbh

 

[impeeza]

I am sitting on a corner.

 

[hippy dave]

I am sitting on a corner.

Sounds uncomfortable, can't you sit nearer the middle?

 

[Veho]

You do look like a guy who knows how to work the taint.

I know that massaging it stimulates the prostate, and what more could you want?

 

[hippy dave]

I know that massaging it stimulates the prostate, and what more could you want?

Maybe just a few pigs in blankets to snack while you're doing that...

 

[CoolMe]

I guess you could call me "Ze expert", when it comes to taint massaging..

 

[Veho]

Maybe just a few pigs in blankets to snack while you're doing that...

Oky doky then... bend over, time for some intense relaxation.

 

[CoolMe]

 

[hippy dave]

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This is old, I've learned now not to say it out loud. Don't look too closely at my credentials on the wall tho, totally didn't make the certificate in MS Paint.

 

[hippy dave]