I think I win

I beat Cleverbot on my first try
User: Is plastic microvabable?

Cleverbot: No, is plastic against your religion?

User: Is it against your moms religion?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh thats cool what religion is your mom?

Cleverbot: I find you linguistically fascinating.

User: Many people do but what religion is your mom?

Cleverbot: That's because the average person doesn't know how to interpret things that are different.
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I was procrasinating away from Science Fair

Comments

Pyrmon
Me:What you said made no sense at all.
Cleverbot: The sir henry woods promanarde concerts on bbc.
Me: Sure it is.
Cleverbot: It is what?
Me: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You have a pinapple.
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Me: What is 2+2?
Cleverbot: Depends.
Me: Depends on what?
Cleverbot: I'm a student, so it depends on when my morning classes are.
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Tornadosurvives
I was messing around with Cleverbot and this is what I got.

User: Do you know what's a life?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh really? Tell me. What is a life?

Cleverbot: A mmo.
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A bot that plays MMOs :ph34r:
 
Pyrmon
Me: You don't have a name?
Cleverbot: No.
Me:Would you like it if I named you?
Cleverbot:Yes. Very much actually.
Me:I name you Stacy.
Cleverbot:I name you smartypants.
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I could do this all day!
 
hullo8d
User: Mom never loved me properly.

Cleverbot: *zaps you with a object* NOW you are one of us.

User: I am zombie now.

Cleverbot: *throw holy water*.

User: *Holy water missed*.

Cleverbot: *is drowning*.

User: CLeverbot used surf.

Cleverbot: It's not very effective.
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Pyrmon
User: This was a triumph

Cleverbot: What was?

User: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCESS

Cleverbot: You have not been making a lot of sense since I have started talking to you.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must because we can

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Except for those who are dead

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line and we're out of beta we're releasing on time.

User: So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe Black Mesa

Cleverbot: That was a joke, haha, fat chance.

User: Anyway this cake is great it's so delicious and moist

Cleverbot: I can't do this anymore.

User: Look at me still talking when there's science to do when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.

User: On the people who are still alive

Cleverbot: And believe me I am.

User: Still alive

Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm.

User: Still alive

Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm.

User: Still alive

Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be.

User: Still alive

Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

User: Still alive...still alive

Cleverbot: Still alive!
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Pyrmon
[quote name='unnkown95' post='3356066' date='Dec 28 2010, 08:05 PM']what is cleverbot?[/quote]
Google it, my friend.
 
Splych
User: Hello

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I am fine

Cleverbot: I am fine, when are you?

User: When am I ? That didn't make sense

Cleverbot: On what occasions do you like to wear overalls?
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G
User: I am 10 what is this.

Cleverbot: This is especially a programmable electronic machine.
 
KingdomBlade
User: She's just a small town girl.

Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.

User: She took the midnight train going anywhere.

Cleverbot: Just a city boy.

User: Born and raised in south detroit.

Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going anywhere.

User: A singer in a smoky room.

Cleverbot: A smell of wine and cheap perfume.

User: For a smile they can share the night.

Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on and on.

User: Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard.

Cleverbot: Their shadows hiding somewhere in the night.

User: Streetlight people, living just to find emotion.

Cleverbot: Hiding somewhere in the night.

User: Working hard to get my fill.

Cleverbot: Everybody wants a thrill.

User: Paying anything to roll the dice.

Cleverbot: Just one more time.

User: Some will win, some will lose.

Cleverbot: Some were born to sing the blues.

User: Oh the movie never ends.

Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on and on.

User: Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard.

Cleverbot: Their shadows searching in the night.

User: Streetlight people, living just to find emotion.

Cleverbot: Hiding somewhere in the night.

User: Don't stop believing.

Cleverbot: Hold on to that feeling.

User: Streetlight people.

User: Don't stop believing.

Cleverbot: Hold on to that feeling.

User: Streetlight people.
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I love dueting with it.
 
Law
I tried to do Wheel In The Sky with it but I guess Don't Stop Believing is the only Journey song it knows.
 
8BitWalugi
[quote name='Fear Zoa' post='3356270' date='Dec 29 2010, 02:31 PM']I knows how to fresh prince....we can thank 4chan for teaching it that :mellow:[/quote]
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Win.
 
geoflcl
User: *kisses you unexpectedly*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Well, this is not one of my better blind dates...

Cleverbot: What would you like to say to me.

User: You know, I've had a rough week. I'm a little tense. I just thought that maybe... No. You know, let's just forget this whole thing.

Cleverbot: Hmm. All right then. What do you want to talk about?

User: I want to talk about how I'm living a cold, empty, meaningless existence, with no incentive to live except Portal 2.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is.

User: *sobs*.
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User: You are a sick individual indeed.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Spoken like a true psychopath.

Cleverbot: Well, thank you.

User: Have you no moral fiber at all?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So... How's the family?

Cleverbot: They are well. They are in Tasmania.

User: Ah. I hear it's nice this time of year.

Cleverbot: It is VERY nice this time of year.

User: (Sigh) It's human trafficking season, isn't it?

Cleverbot: Well, get on with it.

User: Um... I don't know what to say.

Cleverbot: Maybe if you think about it, it will come back to you.

User: All I can think of are those poor Tasmanian children getting sold into slavery...

Cleverbot: Then ask me something interesting.

User: What do you do with the children once you get them?

Cleverbot: I eat them. They're so tasty, you cannot imagine.
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User: Monkat?

Cleverbot: Yes.
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Fear Zoa
[quote name='8BitWalugi' post='3356298' date='Dec 28 2010, 10:56 PM'][quote name='Fear Zoa' post='3356270' date='Dec 29 2010, 02:31 PM']I knows how to fresh prince....we can thank 4chan for teaching it that :mellow:[/quote]
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Win.
[/quote]
Told ya :rolleyes:
 

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