I think I win

I beat Cleverbot on my first try
User: Is plastic microvabable?

Cleverbot: No, is plastic against your religion?

User: Is it against your moms religion?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh thats cool what religion is your mom?

Cleverbot: I find you linguistically fascinating.

User: Many people do but what religion is your mom?

Cleverbot: That's because the average person doesn't know how to interpret things that are different.
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I was procrasinating away from Science Fair

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mameks
[quote name='pyrmon24' post='3359662' date='Dec 30 2010, 05:26 PM'][quote name='Aogu' post='3359652' date='Dec 30 2010, 11:23 AM'][quote name='pyrmon24' post='3359627' date='Dec 30 2010, 04:12 PM']Cleverbot isn't really a bot, it's two persons put together randomly based on the words in their sentences. Then they switch people every so often.[/quote]

I was under the impression that it stored peoples responses and used those. Not that it was actually another person or an AI.
[/quote]
No, it's in real time. That's why the answers sometimes make sense and some times don't(it's when they switch people around and everyone responds to another conversation). And if you try to argue that the other person is the cleverbot, he will respond that you are the cleverbot.
[/quote]
>.>
lol
 
mameks
"Dai suki <3" Attempt at Japanese (romaji)
"Hontou ka?":blank::blank:""
"Hai~!! ^_^":blank::blank:""
"Bakit ka umiiyak." :wtf: Why's it speaking to me in Tagaolg? :wacko:
 
Devin
But....But....

PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK

PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT
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mameks
[quote name='RoxasIsSora' post='3359803' date='Dec 30 2010, 06:12 PM']But....But....

PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK

PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT
Click to expand...
[/quote]
LIEZ!
IT'S ACTUALLY A GROUP OF 80 YEAR OLD PEDOBEARS!
 
Devin
[quote name='shlong' post='3359809' date='Dec 30 2010, 01:14 PM'][quote name='RoxasIsSora' post='3359803' date='Dec 30 2010, 06:12 PM']But....But....

PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK

PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT
Click to expand...
[/quote]
LIEZ!
IT'S ACTUALLY A GROUP OF 80 YEAR OLD PEDOBEARS!
[/quote]

They are too busy watching lolicon....
 
naglaro00
User: We've known each other for so long.

Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.

User: Inside we both know what's been going on.

Cleverbot: We know the game and we're gonna play it.

User: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.

Cleverbot: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: How about we sing a different song. You choose.

User: Well damn we shouldnt.
 
mameks
[quote name='RoxasIsSora' post='3359817' date='Dec 30 2010, 06:16 PM'][quote name='shlong' post='3359809' date='Dec 30 2010, 01:14 PM'][quote name='RoxasIsSora' post='3359803' date='Dec 30 2010, 06:12 PM']But....But....

PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK

PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT
Click to expand...
[/quote]
LIEZ!
IT'S ACTUALLY A GROUP OF 80 YEAR OLD PEDOBEARS!
[/quote]

They are too busy watching lolicon....
[/quote]
YESH!
*randomly presses the shift key while typing*
YoU ARE RighT1>
 
r3gR3t
I tried making it respond to Eminem's Love The Way You Lie, this is what I got

User: Just gonna stand there.

Cleverbot: I am right, and I will stand here in my rightness and be right.

User: And watch me burn.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: But that's all right.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: Because I like.

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: The way you lie.

Cleverbot: Now that's what I like to hear.

User: I love the way you lie.

Cleverbot: I love the way you walk.

User: I love the way you lie.

Cleverbot: I love everything about you.

User: I can't tell you what it really is.

Cleverbot: Please tell me what it really is!

User: I can only tell you what it feels like.

Cleverbot: What are you not?

User: And right now there's a steel knife.

Cleverbot: Will you control my every move?

User: In my windpipe.

Cleverbot: May I have one?

User: I can't breathe.

Cleverbot: You don't have a nose for starters.

User: But I still fight.

Cleverbot: Buy what?

User: While I can fight.

Cleverbot: Lets see how hard you can fight! *punches face*.

User: As long as the wrong feels right.

Cleverbot: Is there anything I should be on the look out for?

User: It's like I'm in flight.

Cleverbot: You are talking to a real person. Do you like guitars?
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