Dear santa

Dear santa

Im writing this letter to you because Lydia hing made me and because i figure its better to write to you
than to ask my parents for what i want. (Like that silly littlewoods advert)
But let me first say that i love what you stand for and the joy you bring to millions around the globe!
You're a pretty cool guy and that red outfit is hot!

Flirting aside tho ill get straight down to my point, What i want is not an object
nor anything that is unreasonable.
I simply want a girlfriend who doesnt treat me like crap and take me for granted or cheat on me.
I dont know if i have been good enough this year to warrent this
but after the heartbreak i have suffered earlia on in the year and how
in my own opinion i always try and be nice to people and help them
i dont think this is too much to ask for, is it?

I know you're prolly really busy this year but if you prehaps get a letter
from a girl who is looking for a loving, caring boyfriend and you feel that
she would be perfect for me then send her to me please.
ill treat her great and apreciate her for who she is.

I realise alot of people are in the same boat as me and i really hope that
every single lonely heart out there finds someone this christmas and that
they spend the new year together happily.

Thank you for reading my letter.
I hope you and mrs claus have a great christmas when all your work is done!

- Steve

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Dear Steve,

Sending her to you sounds like human trafficking. I do not support such activity.

Yours sincerely

Santa T. Claus

P.S

Mrs Claus divorced me after I had an affair with Ms Ghana 2003.
 

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