Sony Rant

Sony, you are the epitome of total stupidity. I've put up with it until now, but when I saw this-
[quote name='Peter Molyneux']Nintendo might have felt the need to integrate Motion Plus technology into the Wii remote after the launch of PlayStation Move. Peter Molyneux certainly thinks that the two are in direct competition.[/quote]

Sure, you brought us Blu-Ray and...other things, but look at this.
Sony-PlayStation-Move-01.jpg


£75 for the Move Controller and Wii Nunchuk Navigation controller. The worst launch titles in the world.

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£19 for Wiimote and Nunchuk, free in certain packages. Great games.

This is direct plagiarism. Sure you've been copying Nintendo since 1889, but I think it's time someone did something about it. Nintendo should bash its family friendly image and pop the cork on its temper, and use Samus's shoulder pads to smash Sony's stupid shit into submission.

Typing 'Sony Copying Nintendo' onto google gives me 2,970,000 results, the first being 'Should Sony Copy 3DS tech'. Well, Sony, if you do that, I will personally buy a machete and slice up Kaz Hirai. Look at this.

[quote name='Digg']Worldwide Studios president Phil Harrison says Sony had been thinking about a developing motion sensitive controller "since 1994" but was restricted by technology limitations.[/quote]

Yeah, Phil, and I've been thinking about flying cars since I was 5. The PlayStation Move shit looks exactly like a Wiimote and nunchuk, you bloody ballsack.

This should be their new advert.
sony_stole_from_nintendo.jpg

Don't get me wrong, I've got a PS3, but I'm not gonna buy Move unless you synthesise it through the screen of my TV.

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^ Nice Analog Sticks, Sony.


So here's my plenary. Sony, dust the dust off your creativity department and actually think of ideas. Take a leaf from Microsoft's book. Nintendo have Mario, Microsoft have Halo, and what do you have? Playstation Move-compatible Sports Champions, a direct copy of...Wii Sports Resort. C'mon Sony, a little bit of originality wouldn't hurt now, would it?

~jetâ„¢

Comments

elchzard
Yeah, it's stupid the amount of stuff they can get away with...

Right, that's the intellectual and slightly feeling part of my reply, now it's time for the immature bit :)

All I have to say is that the person demoing the Wiimote has alot nicer hands :)

YAY! I feel so childish...
 
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They even copied the commerical. Godammit, where's my machete?? :hateit: :hateit: :hateit: :hateit: :hateit: :hateit:
 
Hells Malice
Move may lead to a wave of more mature motion controlled titles. I don't really care if they copied everything, everyone knows Sony sucks at developing original things. The best they could come up with was pimping out a blu-ray player to play a few videogames.
Move's launch titles are shit, since they're just old games with move compatibility...which is retarded. But if developers jump on the PS3's capabilities and Move works as good, or better then the Wii motion controls...we might see some pretty sweet games coming out. But only time will tell there.
 
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Only time will tell... *look at my PSPgo it's so cool.*
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It makes me so very angry (as to quote loony tunes) This is one of the rare occasions that I'm truly angry.
 
jalaneme
sony USED to have crash bandicoot and tomb raider. but it's mascots currently are uncharted and little big planet, but yeah sony have never been original, nor has movies and nor has music either, no one has any originality anymore.

sony had to step up the game or they wouldn't be making any money would they? microsoft thought the same thing and made a motion controlled device aswell, it's all about business and money, nothing else.
 
jalaneme
[quote name='0ddity' post='3155778' date='Sep 25 2010, 08:30 PM']
but it's mascots currently are uncharted and little big planet
Click to expand...

I would think Ratchet and Clank.
[/quote]

yeah ratchet and clank too.
 
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<jet>: ugh, i'm so angry.
<Antoligy>: why?
<jet>: playstation move.
<Antoligy>: what about it?
<Sephi>: fye sells cardboard cutouts of justin bieber
<Sephi>: should I get one
<Bunie>: lol
<Bunie>: NO
<jet>: @Antoligy http://gbatemp.net/t256917-playstation-mov...-very-angry-agh
<Bunie>: GET THE EDWARD CUTOUT YOU FOOL
<Sephi>: twilight cutouts lame
<Antoligy>: eh
<Antoligy>: jet
<elchzard>: good morning
<jet>: get a kaz hirai cutout and stab him to death with a pouch of red paint strapped to its back
<Sephi>: is only nintendo allowed to have the analog stick?
<Antoligy>: well
<Sephi>: and motion controls?
<Antoligy>: nintendo don't even use the analog stick
<Juanmatron>: no
<Juanmatron>: but the problem is
<Antoligy>: the problem is nintendo got beaten
<elchzard>: Nintendo invented the analog stick?
<Juanmatron>: Sony use Analog Stick because is so popular
<Bunie>: i dont like sticks on handhelds T-T
<Juanmatron>: correction
<Juanmatron>: "I don&#65533;t like PSP Stick"
<jet>: oh yeah the psp go is epick and amazing, derp
<Antoligy>: because their stifled innovativity means that the cash cow is finally running dry
<Antoligy>: okay the psp go is questionable
<jet>: they should really build a 'originality department' in their HQ; i'm not getting anything here.
<Antoligy>: who should
<Juanmatron>: the stick only
<Antoligy>: nintendo or sony
<jet>: sony.
<Juanmatron>: and 16 GB for storage
<Sephi>: how about a digital stick instead
<Juanmatron>: the rest sucks
<Antoligy>: both of them do good stuff
<Antoligy>: only now that sony has the upper hand, fanboys are raging
<elchzard>: ^^ +1
<jet>: derpderp o look kaz, Sony just invented the most epick consoel ever. - the PSP3D
<TDWP_FTW>: Dammit
<Antoligy>: meanwhile sony fanboys are basking in their new position
<Juanmatron>: the fanboys of Sony are n00bs
<jet>: +1
<Juanmatron>: who say there&#65533;re hardcore
<Antoligy>: all fanboys are n00bs
<TDWP_FTW>: When I play SSBB on Dolphin, it acts like I have a Gamecube controller AND Wiimote/Nunchuk plugged in
<TDWP_FTW>: Anyone know how to fix that?
<jet>: Peter Molyneux can rot in hell
<Antoligy>: also jet
<Antoligy>: just wanted to point out
<Antoligy>: I think the 3DS is retarded
<TDWP_FTW>: :O
<Antoligy>: nice launch library
<Antoligy>: ....of remakes
<Juanmatron>: anyone still believe in Molyneux?
<Antoligy>: and in some cases
<jet>: That won't stop sony. PSP23DS WTF
<Antoligy>: remakes of remakes
<Chaosruler>: Sony = p1ngpong

^ IRC
 
Joe88
[quote name='jalaneme' post='3155772' date='Sep 25 2010, 03:27 PM']sony USED to have crash bandicoot and tomb raider. but it's mascots currently are uncharted and little big planet, but yeah sony have never been original[/quote]
you can blame crash on naughty dog selling it, then the assload of different devs wrecking the crash name through the years, same for spryo with insomniac games
but we have nathan drake now so I forgive them :moogle:

tomb raider was never a first party or exclusive game so im not sure why you are even bringing it up

mascots they have tons of:
sacboy & sacgirl
ratchet & clank
jak & daxter
sly cooper & bentley
nathan drake
locoroco's (all different ones but mainly yellow)
kratos
nathan hall
the ape escape monkeys
 
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[quote name='ojsinnerz.' post='3155737' date='Sep 25 2010, 09:13 PM']Wow, the op shows high level of understanding and intelligence.[/quote]
what he said.
 
kiafazool
this should stop your rant right now

look at this video
its from when the ps2 eyetoy came out
sony has been creating Move from way back when the eyetoy came out
the ps2 eyetoy came out before nintendo wii
so it clearly shows that it was sony's invention

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0ddity
[quote name='SoulSnatcher' post='3155872' date='Sep 25 2010, 04:07 PM'][quote name='ojsinnerz.' post='3155737' date='Sep 25 2010, 09:13 PM']Wow, the op shows high level of understanding and intelligence.[/quote]
what he said.
[/quote]

If you guys are being facetious, then you've already lost the argument by using an ad hominem instead of addressing his point.
 
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[quote name='0ddity' post='3155883' date='Sep 25 2010, 10:12 PM']If you guys are being facetious, then you've already lost the argument by using an ad hominem instead of addressing his point.[/quote]These days, ad hominem doesn't really matter anymore.

Also, @JK: proof pl0x.
 
emigre
[quote name='jetâ„¢' post='3155896' date='Sep 25 2010, 09:17 PM']i am very intelligent :3[/quote]

Intelligent people don't just simply state it but prove it via an arguement.

Personally I really couldn't give a shit. Ideas are taken and improved on all the time. If good games are for Move than I'll consider getting it.
 
kiafazool
[quote name='kiafazool' post='3155882' date='Sep 25 2010, 04:12 PM']this should stop your rant right now

look at this video
its from when the ps2 eyetoy came out
sony has been creating Move from way back when the eyetoy came out
the ps2 eyetoy came out before nintendo wii
so it clearly shows that it was sony's invention

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did any one read my post?

you shouldn't be ranting on sony
 
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Dear kiafazool, nobody pays attention to what you posted because it isn't written in a good way. Constantly hitting the Return key when you're still in the middle of a sentence makes the text just as difficult to read as centering it (imagine doing both! :O) and thus many people will just ignore it and move on with their lives rather than waste precious time to read something they don't really care about anyway.

I just wasted precious time of my life typing this, too, but whatever.
 

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