Sony Rant

Sony, you are the epitome of total stupidity. I've put up with it until now, but when I saw this-
[quote name='Peter Molyneux']Nintendo might have felt the need to integrate Motion Plus technology into the Wii remote after the launch of PlayStation Move. Peter Molyneux certainly thinks that the two are in direct competition.[/quote]

Sure, you brought us Blu-Ray and...other things, but look at this.
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£75 for the Move Controller and Wii Nunchuk Navigation controller. The worst launch titles in the world.

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£19 for Wiimote and Nunchuk, free in certain packages. Great games.

This is direct plagiarism. Sure you've been copying Nintendo since 1889, but I think it's time someone did something about it. Nintendo should bash its family friendly image and pop the cork on its temper, and use Samus's shoulder pads to smash Sony's stupid shit into submission.

Typing 'Sony Copying Nintendo' onto google gives me 2,970,000 results, the first being 'Should Sony Copy 3DS tech'. Well, Sony, if you do that, I will personally buy a machete and slice up Kaz Hirai. Look at this.

[quote name='Digg']Worldwide Studios president Phil Harrison says Sony had been thinking about a developing motion sensitive controller "since 1994" but was restricted by technology limitations.[/quote]

Yeah, Phil, and I've been thinking about flying cars since I was 5. The PlayStation Move shit looks exactly like a Wiimote and nunchuk, you bloody ballsack.

This should be their new advert.
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Don't get me wrong, I've got a PS3, but I'm not gonna buy Move unless you synthesise it through the screen of my TV.

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^ Nice Analog Sticks, Sony.


So here's my plenary. Sony, dust the dust off your creativity department and actually think of ideas. Take a leaf from Microsoft's book. Nintendo have Mario, Microsoft have Halo, and what do you have? Playstation Move-compatible Sports Champions, a direct copy of...Wii Sports Resort. C'mon Sony, a little bit of originality wouldn't hurt now, would it?

~jetâ„¢

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[quote name='Infinite Zero' post='3156333' date='Sep 26 2010, 12:00 AM']Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.[/quote]
Copying=you like their product so much
 
[quote name='Dter ic' post='3157171' date='Sep 26 2010, 11:53 AM']im now personaly insulted by this post.....

im not a wii dickhead, i don't give a bloody shit just because you hate the wii launch titles.[/quote]lolwut, he wasn't even addressing you...
 
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[quote name='Overlord Nadrian' post='3157649' date='Sep 26 2010, 04:18 PM'][quote name='Dter ic' post='3157171' date='Sep 26 2010, 11:53 AM']im now personaly insulted by this post.....

im not a wii dickhead, i don't give a bloody shit just because you hate the wii launch titles.[/quote]lolwut, he wasn't even addressing you...
[/quote]
huh? What just happened?
 

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