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  1. MPRTwice

    Where is MPRTwice

    I've been busy. got a new job, times four: Anatomy/Physiology teacher Boxing (fitness, non-competive)/Robotics Coach Going Postal (FedEx driver) CEO intern (preparing to take over for a company that has student consistent admittance to yale and top test scores) Sorry for not being around much...
  2. MPRTwice

    Where is MPRTwice

    I am fine. No profanity and no performance enhancement drugs, as always.
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    “The book of lies, post-modern church edition”

    all.
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    “MPRTwice the therapist” (No AI)

    rather, that means you contacted satan by mistake. watch out for those scam calls. he is around, and up to no good.
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    “The book of lies, post-modern church edition”

    “Envious 2:3 And then did the ancient king of israel speaketh, and had saith, “thou shalt no longer trust in perfection; do not tarry, thou must rely upon thy flawed brother to see thine own flaws, for a flawed man beith thy perfect guide, seeketh not prayer, but those who shalt extort thee."...
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    “MPRTwice the therapist” (No AI)

    I talk to God; He Is Perfect and free. It's called prayer. you should book an appointment; He Is always available.
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    “MPRTwice the therapist” (No AI)

    "The joke being if I was a therapist and met these characters. Non-AI generated script."
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    “MPRTwice the therapist” (No AI)

    “MPR: Whew! Called off for the day; crazy evil shadow hands or not, I’m glad she postponed! Let me call in: hey, it’s MPR: how are you?” Samus: “doing great! My infused killer-instinct Metroid DNA is fully under control. Talking with the A.I., hold on adam…yeah, another bounty, stay safe...
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    “MPRTwice the therapist” (No AI)

    “4th session: Client name: Darth Vader Occupation: Sith, Galactic Empire supreme commander, apprentice of The Emperor and Sith cult leader (MPR notes: if I get out of this alive, I’ll call it a good day) Vader: “*labored breathing*” MPR: “I can feel your anger from here, Darth Vader. Who are...
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    “MPRTwice the therapist” (No AI)

    “3rd session: Client name: Azula Occupation: Princess of the fire nation, royal advisor to Zuko (MPR notes: she had been diagnosed with conduct disorder) Azula: “I was abused emotionally as a young child. I felt I had to be perfect.” MPR: “Same.” Azula: “what? Well, I suppose you also hurt...
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    “MPRTwice the therapist” (No AI)

    “2nd session: Client name: Flynn Taggart Occupation: “The Doom Slayer” (MPR notes: what does this even mean? Possible dementia and delusions of grandeur) Flynn: “well, it all started a few years back. I lost my pet bunny, daisy…the monsters took her, they invaded the planet and tried to kill...
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    “MPRTwice the therapist” (No AI)

    “1st session: Client name: Samus Occupation: Mercenary/Bounty Hunter (MPR notes: understandable potential acute stress disorder background; war veteran who lost her group, and family prior.) Samus: “My morning has been an absolute nightmare. Killer machines and lifeforms have been trying to...
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    Favorite JRPG party members and why?

    it's a mediocre game, to be fair. I would recommend DQ I + II HD far more. highlights [Spoilers] caradoc: peronel: estelle:
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    Favorite JRPG party members and why?

    I hate them all, but the ones I would have hated the least: 1st place: https://dragon-quest.org/wiki/Prince_of_Cannock The reason I don't hate him as much is because he tries really hard to protect his cousins and sister; quirky as he is, he _immediately_ catches on to peronel's desire to...
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    Studies

    petty diseases are nothing to me now. I fully recovered. your likelihood of getting sick with it from me back then was the same as HIV; it must be direct blood infusion. therefore, a person with bronchitis is far more likely to give you the infection.
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    Studies

    like it or not, that "tsundere" personality thing has been around in Tae-Kwon-Do since the nineteen sixties. and here is how those patterns were: calm, then detonation of emotional energy, and right back to calm. "tsundere emotional kime done right"; even Vietnam Veteran Dwight Holley...
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    Studies

    Actually, the guilty are offensive; the protectors are defensive, and I can be very defensive.
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    Studies

    have you ever gotten this sick with septic shock and had to fight it off on your own? I recovered, but given the alternative was dying, I heard one must be immortal to live through this. And immortality does not equal immunity to agony and pain.
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    Studies

    this is a joke, but it is a bit accurate to how my mind works. I really do have that "tsundere" mind complex; goofball is the default, but I can get _very_ intense and shut down shadow governments in a heartbeat (and one-shot combat sports champions offstage) when the situation calls for it...
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    Studies

    that is not a joke.