I'm not leaving. This place is still fine. A few too many emo kids and wussy tarts, but generally it's okay.
You don't have to say goodbye to me. You may still all call me a dick though, if it turns you on.
SIMPLE, EASY WAY:
You get your parents to write you a letter saying that you have no money and you are dependant on them. My brother in law writes a similar letter for his wife to say that she has no job and is dependant on him. They then defer you until next year.