The plugin loader settings seem to be broken. "Disable plugin loader" opens the debugger menu, and "enable plugin loader" changes the text of the disable option to a duplicate enable option the first time you select it (selecting it a second time gives a green flash and changes the disable...
So I decided to give it another go after all, and I have no idea what I was doing wrong before because I'm pretty sure I just did the exact same thing as last time and got my Modest shiny Guzzlord on the first try. Thanks again. :D
I really wish I were smart enough to figure this stuff out. I've followed the guides to the letter and it just doesn't work. I guess I'll just have to settle for endless hours of soft resetting and Sync fails. :(
EDIT: By "this stuff" I mean stationary/wild abuse specifically. For some reason I...