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  1. GreenBanana

    Why did you vote for Trump?

    That's how you win at politics. You be the loudest, the most obstinate, and the last to speak. GBAtemp was fully aware of this going into this. There can be no rational discourse when for the first time in the country's history it hasn't been a matter of political opinion, but a matter of right...
  2. GreenBanana

    Why did you vote for Trump?

    Having a politics section is totally NOT a disgrace &/or stigma against the GBAtemp community.
  3. GreenBanana

    Misc So, is the left wing good or not?

    Could you sum up? I'm not reading all that.
  4. GreenBanana

    Misc So, is the left wing good or not?

    What the hell was that? That was way shorter than our posts. Hell, that was shorter than your own previous post. Get on the ball, goddammit. Christ, Tyrone, get it together.
  5. GreenBanana

    Why did you vote for Trump?

    And that's why leftists like you are nothing but trouble. You pick apart our rightwing arguments and fail to see any sort of irony in your ignorance. That's why people voted for a Republican president, because people like you don't know how to win at politics.
  6. GreenBanana

    Why did you vote for Trump?

    At least they're against gun control and know what it's like to blow a fat load all over some children.
  7. GreenBanana

    Why did you vote for Trump?

    You're just too cowardly to drink lead paint!
  8. GreenBanana

    Why did you vote for Trump?

    Common sense abortion means even if you take away abortions, people will just get the coat hangers ready. You really don't know the first goddamn thing about being a Republican, do you? You're not one of us, so stop pretending to speak for us. As for YOU, Supermist, we won't believe your...
  9. GreenBanana

    Why did you vote for Trump?

    If you need to pull numbers, you're not doing the right wing correctly, newbs. We don't need statistics or numbers or science on our side, because we're right. So you wasting time to put commas between digits is only shooting yourselves in the foot and making you lefties.
  10. GreenBanana

    Legality of Musk's daily million dollar voter lottery put into question

    The thing everyone forgets about the first amendment is that it doesn't mean people have to listen to you.
  11. GreenBanana

    Why did you vote for Trump?

    If they're too lazy to think for themselves, we can casually disregard everything they have to regurgitate. To get back on topic, I voted for Trump so we could have our first autistic president.
  12. GreenBanana

    Let's write a story

    But this was all a fairly normal afternoon for one Edgar "Eggs" Poontang. Eggs was chilling in soviet mythology class, eating his lunch of Shake-a-Salad when all of a sudden a giant pink rhinoceros hurtled through the window and impaled Professor Winklestein right in the persqueeter. It was...
  13. GreenBanana

    Write Trump's 2025 Inauguration Speech -- One Word At a Time

    pussy Oh it's over.
  14. GreenBanana

    Misc So, is the left wing good or not?

    The left wing is either stupid or lazy, because their impotence is showing.
  15. GreenBanana

    Why all hate NFTs?

    Which is pretty impressive for something that's just made up and doesn't exist. Here, this sentence is worth 10,000 etherium. Print that out and use it as legal tender. You're welcome.
  16. GreenBanana

    Johnny Somali attempts to flee to the US in desperate attempt to avoid jail time

    You're a butt. Give me ten grand.
  17. GreenBanana

    Johnny Somali attempts to flee to the US in desperate attempt to avoid jail time

    So there's money in acting like a jackass? Because it costs a lot to fly around to these countries.
  18. GreenBanana

    Johnny Somali attempts to flee to the US in desperate attempt to avoid jail time

    What is a Johnny Salami anyway? Some kind of Twitch "millennial" whatsit?
  19. GreenBanana

    Misc So, is the left wing good or not?

    The left wing is more incompetent than bad. The right wing is overtly chaotic evil. The left wing is like...lawful stupid. Or neutral stupid. It's like that guy with the thing in Space Balls said, "Evil will win because good is dumb." I know, the movie gets over-referenced, so sorry for that.
  20. GreenBanana

    Trump to nominate Matt Gaetz for Attorney General

    If they were teenagers, then technically he's an ephebophile.