Once upon a time, there was a bored duck who wished to be entertained. One day, a man walked up to him and said "Mmm. I'm really in the mood for some fried duck right now." The duck, surprised and afraid, brandished a battle axe at the man.
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The man, surprised at the duck's competency in battle, revealed his stand, (Stand Name: Blister in the Sun, Stand Power: Being able to shake people up and down in a repetitive motion really fast).
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The duck, taken aback by this new development, dodged the stand's attacks to pummel him repeatedly. Knowing that he was fighting a losing battle, the duck, as a last resort, injected himself with the power of the ancient God of destruction, Orochi, as well as 20 steroids.
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Now on an even playing field, the duck smashed the man into a building, then proceeded to repeatedly peck at him. However, the duck miscalculated the last peck, which allowed the man to grab the duck by the beak and throw him into the nearby harbor.
