Because I am a very dedicated plumber!
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impeeza
VinsCool
They are not sewer pipes
K3Nv4
How do we know that he sucks as a plumber
VinsCool
We never see him perform actual plumbing work, just odd jobs and saving princesses.
K3Nv4
Rather chase tail and jump on PS than do his job
lightwo
Must be that everyone who's played Mario games and directed his ass along the pipes have made the pipes shiny and polished over time.
As for where the dirt and grime has gone considering he's always clean... supposedly there must be water inside! Or perhaps the piranha plants had a feast.
As for where the dirt and grime has gone considering he's always clean... supposedly there must be water inside! Or perhaps the piranha plants had a feast.
VinsCool
I would expect Mario to have skid marks on his overall.
AncientBoi
ewww, That's as bad as my skid marks on my pull-ups. 
