Yeah I agree. You'll have a sentence in Japanese that says " The pretty girl wears a pink shirt" and it will translate back as something strange like " The willow tree sees all" or something.
Haha I know I have quite a few " Learning Japanese" books, don't worry! Also, I'm getting levels 1-3 of Japanese for the Rosetta stone, not just level 1 lol. Many of my friends use Rosetta stone and love it and their speaking skills are marvelous :)
I actually bought this import game recently for my DS and I'm waiting for it to come! I've been wanting to learn Japanese for quite some time and am saving up for a Rosetta stone for all three levels, but once I get it and start learning I will try and be of any help with Translation :)