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    How do you find a Thai girlfriend?

    My non-negotiable criteria for a girlfriend: - She must have a vagina - She must have two X chromosomes - She must not have a penis or have ever had a penis
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    How do you find a Thai girlfriend?

    When I have a girlfriend from every country on the planet my life will be complete.
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    How would you improve Twilight Princess?

    Warning: spoilers The first time I played Twilight Princess I thought it was incredible. Every time I've replayed it I haven't enjoyed it quite as much. Now I think that while still a very good game, it has room for improvement. The easiest aspect to point out is the dated visuals. Fire...
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    Your favourite viral articles

    There was that Italian guy who impersonated his dead mother for a few years to claim her pension. One Italian friend who I shared the article with said it's normal in Italy because salaries are too low. https://edition.cnn.com/2025/11/25/europe/italy-pension-fraud-mother-scli-intl There was...
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    Hacking Speculations about Switch 2 hacking

    To hack the Switch 2 you climb to the peak of Mount Fuji, fill a cauldron with deer blood, draw a magic circle around it with your left index finger, place the body of Satoru Iwata in front of it and the Switch 2 you want hacked on his chest. From here you heat the cauldron sacrificing virgin...
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    Tutorial How to annoy Flame

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    The Justin Bieber thread

    Because we all need a pointless thread about some old fuck we haven't heard about in years and nobody gives a shit about anymore.
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    Who feels like founding a counterfeiting startup with me?

    I didn't know a handjob was anything one could brag about. It must be more than anything you've had for a while.
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    Gaming Mario Kart Tour is being retired

    At least some of the tracks are still playable in Mario Kart 8 and chances are we'll be able to play more of then in future Mario Kart World DLC or the next Mario Kart. I can't complain personally because I only played the game once and didn't get into it.
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    Which Switch 2 editions of Switch games add meaningful content?

    While I imagine the Switch 2 editions of Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom feel far nicer to play at 60fps and faster load times, the only new content they have is integration with the Zelda Notes app and autobuild sharing in Tears of the Kingdom. Stingy Nintendo doesn't include the...
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    Who feels like founding a counterfeiting startup with me?

    The most action I've had all year has been a handjob from that girl I broke up with a few months ago.
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    Help me find a boyfriend

    Having two boyfriends could be fun. It would probably get exhausting fast though.
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    Feasablity of PSX emulation on N64?

    I imagine you would need a flash cart with a powerful CPU on the cartridge, similar to some of the later DS flash carts and the SNES SA-1 chip. The cartridge would do the emulation and feed a video stream to the N64 to play.
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    Who feels like founding a counterfeiting startup with me?

    Boxed retro games or Pokemon cards?
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    Which Switch 2 editions of Switch games add meaningful content?

    Every Switch 2 edition of a Switch game is better solely because of the improvements in technical performance but some offer better new content than others. Super Mario Bros. Wonder is widely regarded as having poor quality Switch 2 exclusive content but if you own a 4K TV then you'll want this...
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