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    Gaming Mario Kart Tour is being retired

    At least some of the tracks are still playable in Mario Kart 8 and chances are we'll be able to play more of then in future Mario Kart World DLC or the next Mario Kart. I can't complain personally because I only played the game once and didn't get into it.
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    Which Switch 2 editions of Switch games add meaningful content?

    While I imagine the Switch 2 editions of Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom feel far nicer to play at 60fps and faster load times, the only new content they have is integration with the Zelda Notes app and autobuild sharing in Tears of the Kingdom. Stingy Nintendo doesn't include the...
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    Who feels like founding a counterfeiting startup with me?

    The most action I've had all year has been a handjob from that girl I broke up with a few months ago.
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    Help me find a boyfriend

    Having two boyfriends could be fun. It would probably get exhausting fast though.
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    Feasablity of PSX emulation on N64?

    I imagine you would need a flash cart with a powerful CPU on the cartridge, similar to some of the later DS flash carts and the SNES SA-1 chip. The cartridge would do the emulation and feed a video stream to the N64 to play.
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    Who feels like founding a counterfeiting startup with me?

    Boxed retro games or Pokemon cards?
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    Which Switch 2 editions of Switch games add meaningful content?

    Every Switch 2 edition of a Switch game is better solely because of the improvements in technical performance but some offer better new content than others. Super Mario Bros. Wonder is widely regarded as having poor quality Switch 2 exclusive content but if you own a 4K TV then you'll want this...
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    How do you raise the CPU clock speed above 1963 MHz?

    I'm trying to play Metroid Prime 3 on Dolphin and it's unplayably slow with the CPU set to 1963 MHz which is the maximum the menu lets me choose from. I'm using Horizon OC 2.4.2 and an OLED Switch. Is it worth trying to get this game to run on the Switch or just emulate it on a PC?
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    Day in the life of x65943

    -Scams GBAtemp patrons
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    I'm going to be a father

    The mother is Bonnie Blue.
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    How do you feel about Super Mario Bros. on the NES today?

    I'm aware there are fan projects out there improving this game but it's just not quite what I had in mind. I've been playing it lately and find that recycling the same few graphics and songs world after world makes the levels feel too similar and blur together. Starting with Super Mario Bros. 3...
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    Suggestion Ban slop

    I'm the one who prompted OP to make this thread and a few months later I agree with him. Seeing what is clearly AI generated content pop up on the internet gets annoying. I still think it should be allowed in the Edge of the Forum and in other sections when it serves a constructive purpose but I...
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    How do you feel about Super Mario Bros. on the NES today?

    I find that while you can still have a good time playing it, it's a game you play mainly for its nostalgic and historical value. If you take those out the equation, it's a good but not great early NES game. The gameplay is on the simplistic side and the visuals are pretty basic. The game got...
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    Banjo Kazooie PC port "Lighthouse" released, includes built-in randomiser and ROM hack support

    I'm not so interested in gameplay changes. I just want to play at higher framerates and resolutions with HD textures.
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    Coffee with low fat milk is the most fucking vile brown sludge polluting Mother Earth

    Yesterday was such a long and stressful day that I didn't have time to make a coffee. When I skip my coffee on a stressful day I don't take a shit that day. At work today we had run out of full cream milk. I was tempted to skip my coffee again but being constipated already I decided it's better...
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