FUCK YES!
Wood R4 update works! Got past the intro loop and played for about 10 minutes! Awesome. If you are waiting for the new R4 firmware update go to the main page of this site and there is a link to it!
It's not the cracked rom, still does the intro loop, it's the rom they were talking about at least 40 pages back. As soon as I saw the name of the file I knew it wasn't the real cracked rom, there is no properly cracked rom out there just yet.
Figuring out if I could make Zombie Jesus lead to me creating Zombie Jeans, which I then dropped onto a King on a throne. The jeans destroyed the throne and attacked the king. I used a timebomb to eliminate them all and ran away. This led me to a barbarian. Who I destroyed with Radioactive...