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    The Meme Box

    My life off-screen is officially fun.
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    There's a snake in the hole between her legs

    no more snakes on a plane? finally!
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    "If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't stealing" is a stupid quote and I'm sick of hearing it

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    Trump is the most corrupt US president in history

    first ten seconds remind you of anything?
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    Who is the most cray-cray?

    I am replying in the cornerpath of my computer desk, uh-oh. What's next: zuko's mention of honor vs. my mention Tae-Kwon-Do? zuko-type personality: "what's with that guy's obsession with Tae-Kwon-Do?" me: "what's with that guy's obsession with honor?
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    Post your jokes thread

    "A supervillain called. He wants restitution for me ruining his evil plans. I told him that's hard to do if the assassins get rid of me." "We had a talk. He said he needs a dark, evil cult leader to rule the world. I told him I wanted a sinless sandwich." "He wanted my soul, but it's not for...
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    Post your jokes thread

    I don't eat calculators; I'm not a number cruncher and we already have number munchers, frog-gone it: sorry for the mecc-ticulous detail in my pun...et. squares, but y'all might think this is just a game.
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    Who is the most cray-cray?

    as in, doctor who? he's not on the list, sorry.
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    Who is the most cray-cray?

    and now you are crayfishing for jokes. craw-dad-jokes.
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    Post your pride flags

    Sorry, the cultists would _love_ to coronate me as the main antichrist if I became religious, but I'm not interested in petty political struggles. if I was...: and...: but I'm not cray-cray enough to do that.
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    My mother passed away

    I just saw this: take it easy. I did everything I could for my uncle, and others chastised me for driving for hours to help him, but he died...the day after cursing me out, and trying to tell me I have no respect for God. he was not himself after his wife passed away, so I know how this feels.
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    Thread for Random Stuff

    Does me posting here count?
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    if you met your family/guardians when you were a little kid via time travel, what would be the dialogue?

    The thing is, I have zero regrets. I would never want to go back, simply because I changed too much. I am happy with what I became, even though my parents, former instructors, etc. disowned me after they all went through trauma. I became exactly what God needed. Let me tell you all point...
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    if you met your family/guardians when you were a little kid via time travel, what would be the dialogue?

    My gosh, I didn't mean to bring up old trauma. I am sorry. I was trying to go for humor of knowing the future.
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    if you met your family/guardians when you were a little kid via time travel, what would be the dialogue?

    I understand. Thank you for sharing that.
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