So, apparently this is vibe coded. Someone took the existing decomp of Red/Blue, fed it into Claude, and told it to convert it to this language.
I'm sure its a neat toy, but actually trying to play it will show the flaws of this method. No...
Upsettingly inevitable. I use GameFly primarily for keeping up with new releases. I know that sounds antiquated, but it's the cheapest way for me to actually experience new releases. It's just kind of sad to see happen.