@Lostbhoy one for you.
A Man City fan finds an old lamp.
He rubs it and out comes a Genie who says
"You have 3 wishes"
City fan says "Give me a million pounds"
Genie says
"Granted what would you like for your second wish
The city fans...
Lol you maniac Dragan Khan is in Portaventura (Funnily enough near Barcelona where I'm headed next week for more work related fun or lack of) I'm on the island of Fuerteventura at the moment.
Wow indeed been in a work meeting here in Fuerteventura all day and just came out and looked at the score. That was rather unexpected. Thank god I don't have to listen to my freinds who are Celtic fans going on about how they were going to do...
Well done to Rangers player Kosta Nedeljkovic who just scored an absolute beauty of an own goal.
I don't know if I should be laughing or crying at how truly awful we are 😂
Well that's a load of bullshit. Leeds United are owned by 49ers Enterprises and Rangers are Co owned by 49ers Enterprises and Andrew Cavenagh.
The owner of 49ers Enterprises is Denise DeBartolo York not her son Jed
How is it even possible that we are worse than we were this time last year. Better manager better players and yet we are shit. Well done to Celtic they have already won the league after only two games.
When you think about it, God sort of is the anti-dog
Dog: loves you unconditionally
God: loves you if you cut the end of your penis off
Dog: friendly to everyone
God: really hates developing countries (and gays)
Dog: loves bacon
God: bacon...
I stopped believing in God when I realised it was just "dog" backwards. Think about it: G-O-D, D-O-G. It's like an anagram but backwards, right, innit? And then after that I just stopped worrying about stuff. You only get one go around, I reckon...