Blog entries by yankii
So I've been on a bit of a hunt recently for the "perfect" Switch [OLED] - which for me means buying a bunch of them, having them modded, checking the RAM and speedos, and selling the damn things because the odds of finding even a "good" model are astronomical for some reason.
The best one I...
Here's some dumb shit I did recently instead of buying new games.
- Bought BotW for the fifth time.
- Bought TotK for the third time.
- Bought Pokémon Scarlet/Violet for the second time. 🤡
- Bought another Switch.
I wish I'd bought some new stuff instead [could've gotten like 10 games]...
So I bought a game a while ago, even went as far as to get the collector's edition which cost like $90 because I really liked the art. Turns out the thing has no English translation. So I said fuck it, I'll do it myself. And when I tried, it took me 2 hours to translate 10 minutes of content...
Since I felt bad for buying my PS5 to play a porn game, I thought I'd get a few "normal" games too. So, I did. They were pretty cheap at $15-30 each (MSRP $60-70), which was a surprise for someone coming from the Switch where almost everything is $30-60 with very few sales to boot.
Thing is...
I had some important work to do last night, so I drank a cup of coffee [which should’ve had ~500mg of caffeine], but I fell asleep almost immediately afterwards - even though I wasn't feeling sleepy at all before.
I thought coffee was supposed to keep me awake for longer? So why the hell did it...
I bought it for a porn game and it has other games too that I later got but I feel like I've somehow dirtied the "essence" of gaming.
I don't know if the postal service is ran by 7 year olds who can't read the entire label to save their life half the time because they sent my bloody package to the wrong place twice. First it was PostNL who sent it to the wrong fucking country for some bloody reason and then it was my own...