Zombies - City Council Makes official statement

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Shamefully a council in Britain (Leicester City Council) has admitted that it is totally unprepared for a zombie attack. This came about through a 'freedom of information' request from a member of the public. They had asked what provisions the council had in place for dealing with zombies. Under the Freedom of Information Act the council is obliged to respond to such a request.
Although, zombieist Ed Thurlow said
QUOTE said:
he felt a zombie invasion in Leicester was highly unlikely.
He did not however provide any evidence to back up his claim.
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This is the letter the council received
QUOTEDear Leicester City Council,

Can you please let us know what provisions you have in place in the event of a zombie invasion? Having watched several films it is clear that preparation for such an event is poor and one that councils throughout the kingdom must prepare for.

Please provide any information you may have.

Yours faithfully,

Concerned Citizen

Full story and letter plus pictures of zombies (in case you need to identify one) can be found on the BBC News page here
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13713798

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This "concerned citizen" watches too much Highschool of the Dead. Either that or he plays too many zombie video games.
 

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