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Made this thread for people who like to troll their friends/colleagues
Need to troll a friend, then here are some things to troll them.

No Search - When they try to search something, a nice custom message will appear.
Custom Message requirements - AutoHotKey
1. Right click the script and click edit script
2. In between the :'s write the word they will type to be greeted by the message such as ::google::
3. Then next to the MsgBox replace the sentence with the sentence/word you want the friend to see. Save and exit, right click the script, click compile script, hide the scripts somewhere and run the new one.

Download - https://mega.nz/#!0jgTiTQb!nlbd737hXTGv2x2dp-axSmdZHco9JZHYjn5AjzrPM2c

Replace typed words - When they try to search something the word is replaced with a custom word such as, if i searched google, i would be searching chicken nugget instead
Word replacer requirements - AutoHotKey
1. Right click the script and click edit script
2. Follow the instructions in the ahk file.
3. Save and exit, right click the script, click compile script, hide the scripts somewhere and run the new one.

Download - https://mega.nz/#!hvoEhCaA!QJFmWYPFjYtTfZU7pjyrgXB0KaRVAiex3iD9CTSC2iY

Fake Windows Update - Get somebody to sit at their PC for hours for nothing and give them an error.
Requirements - Internet and an Internet Browser
1. Go to http://www.fakeupdate.net/
2. Select an update
3. Tell somebody to watch their PC in case of an error
4. When they go to get a drink or something, press enter to have an error pop up
Download - There is none, go to http://www.fakeupdate.net/

More trolls coming soon!!!
 
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