What if, for one day, you were someone of the opposite gender?

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Obviously masturbate all day, if possible, fuck all day.

Because, I mean, it's only one fucking day ( pun intended ) and you would never be able to do it again, might as well do what I can't do being a male.
 
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Obviously masturbate all day, if possible, fuck all day.

Because, I mean, it's only one fucking day ( pun intended ) and you would never be able to do it again, might as well do what I can't do being a male.
The question is - what happens if you get pregnant during that day? Do you stay pregnant after going back to being a guy? Will you poop a baby after 9 months?

The world must know.
 

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I would wake up and play with myself and go into the bathroom and say to myself in the mirror: Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.
^bold part reminded me of a song (sung by the girl in that old nintendo movie "The Wizard"): Rilo Kiley - Glendora


Sorry for being kinda off-topic :)
 

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Probably go and fuck every guy I could get my hands on. I'd be a slut! One day, right? Well, first I'd find a real butch lesbo to teach me about the female body. but just say I was experimenting. Then I'd fuck every cute/hot dude I come across that day.
 
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What would your parents say about you?, what if the day that you became someone from the opposite sex was also the day of school, university, or work?...

...Calling a doctor wouldn't help much, but since it's only one day, it isn't gonna be too bad either.

Only for one day? I would call in sick and go do whatever was culturally off limits to me as a male. Things you aren't allowed to do because "men aren't men if they do this" sexist nonsense. It'd be a fun experience, I think.

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The question is - what happens if you get pregnant during that day? Do you stay pregnant after going back to being a guy? Will you poop a baby after 9 months?

The world must know.
Red Dwarf answers all:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallel_Universe_(Red_Dwarf)
 

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If I didn't know it was for one day, I'd freak the fuck out, and think I'm dying, or the government released some biological weapon that fucked with our DNA.
 

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On a more mental level, I wonder if we'd have some troubles thinking as we normally do. As it stands to reasons we'd be going through a withdraw while simultaneously having a high. As a male, I have a lot of testosterone going through my system and little to no estrogen. If I suddenly became female, it would quickly become the opposite. Since they're chemicals that saturate our systems, essentially a natural drug, it stands to reason I'd start feeling a withdraws from testosterone while at the same time feeling a new high from estrogen. It might be like some sort of puberty all over again.
 
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If I were the opposite gender for one day I would want an abortion. I'm not joking about this one, women do feel lucky to have abortions!
yea man. I hate that as a guy, I'm not allowed to have abortions when I'm pregnant. No fair. Only women are allowed to have abortions wtf?!
 

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