This audience has to be pre selected...
What do you want to do about the corona outbreak:
"I closed down the borders to china."
(There is no US border to china.)
("Against the advice of everybody, and we've been given rave reviews")
"Because of the corona virus the country is now not expected to grow economically this year, how would that impact your chances of being reelected"
"Look, nobody is blaming us for the corona virus." *bushrollsthroughimage* *reporter repeats question* (The answer then is actually proper.)
"Look, all around the world there are hundreds of thousand of cases where people have died, we have eleven!"
(Yeah, thats because your testing "didnt work". https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51761435 )
Mr. Trump, the country is very split on political issues. Could you spread your message without the inflamatory rhetoric?
"Well I dont think it is split." "Well, the way we ultimately unite the country is through success."
(You know like the old saying - we will unite the political devide, by conquering the enemy..)
"Everyone supports protecting the environment, but regulations seem to be too complex, what can you do to make it more proactive, and less punitive?"
"I can reduce regulation?"
*Audience member very impressed by the response*
FOX news asks audience member again - BECAUSE YOU ARE a former lifelong democrat, you are THE TYPICAL voter, FOX thinks your opinion is very important. So what would it take for you to vote democratic the next time around? Audience member: "There is nothing, I want deregultion". FOX lady: "So our audience understands. NOTHING would convince him to vote democrat again."
(A theatre play in three acts - sadly the answer doesnt make any sense. You dont make regulation more proactive and less punitive by having less of it.)
Whats going on here is - that they pick out a moron that reads an intelligent sounding question from a sheet of paper, that has loaded terms in it (you like proactive, you dont like punitive), an then have them be so satisfied by an answer that doesnt make sense, that the 'intelligent sounding guy', now attains the ability to speak for all undecided voters, Then that is proclaimed by the moderator to be the case (because you were a former livelong democrat you are the typical voter??!), and enforced by the moderator (so that everyone understands, I reapeat, nothing can change your mind to vote republican).
This is staging. And this is manipulation. And the answer given, the one the guy was so impressed by - that now nothing could change his voting behavior anymore? Still doesnt make sense. Its nonsense.)
"Yes Mr. President I am focused on the economy, and I like regulation - and deregulation, and I very much hope we can continue on that."
*Audience applauds and whohoos*
You very much like regulation and deregulation? Audience hollers for that? Audience hollers for you (guy) looking at the economy?
On the impeachment.
"Some guy lied. Thank god we had several guys transcribing the "perfectly fine" phone call - everything was fine! In the written down version (transcript) of the phone call. Impeachment was fake"
Thats a total lie.
They edited the transcript. Before releasing it. Then they mistakingly released a version with too little stuff edited out.
What happened was. Government aids freaked after the phone call. Immediately put the entire conversation and transcript on a classified server. Then a whistleblower came forward (probably politically motivated - sure, you can have that). Then they diverted and distracted. Then a note from one of the croneys Giuliani (on behalf of Trump) sent to Ukraine to broker the actual ('unfit for a president') deal surfaced in Vienna. Then the impeachment procedures went through. Then the republicans blocked hearing witnesses (in secrecy, under oath) - and impeachment ended because of that. They ended it politically.
What do you want to do about Obama care:
"We took the bad parts out and are managing the good parts, but once we get back the house, you get the best care ever"
*Audience very confused, because Obama care bad!*
How can you protect our borders with "democrats not helping".
"We built 120 miles of seethrough walls."
(The 1954 miles border between the United States and Mexico traverses a variety of terrains, including urban areas and deserts.)
Since you've been president you've signed in 4.7 trillion USD of debt. Do you care about the national debt?
"I want to refinance the national debt"
(You cant refinance the US national debt. Thats state bankruptcy. Thats the financial system of the world defaulting. You can devalue the Dollar, is that what you want?)
"I had to, because the military was depleted and the country was in a very bad shape" (numbers to follow)
Blames Obama for 20 trillion (total) debt. (Obama added about 9 trillion but had the financial crisis of 2008 to deal with.)
"North Korea is the biggest problem we are dealing with."
(North Korea is no problem for the US at all. It is a problem for Japan, South Korea, India, .. - so its allies.)
"Remember they had the Olympics. South Korea couldnt sell any tickets, but then the south korean president called me, and then it was a big success, and everyone credited me, and I was the first man who stepped over the border *audience applauds".
"Ask the soviet union, which became russia, because of afghanistan"
https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...story-lesson-soviet-union-russia-afghanistan/
Mr Trump, the country is deeply split politically - how do you suggest that this can be mended?
"We have to win the next election, and then I really believe the country will unite again. But we have to win the next election."
"Sir you didn't like to shake peoples hands, and now you do - why?"
"Because I love america and its people."
*Audience very impressed*
*Now let me tell you a story about how great I am*
Other candidates spent 250 million a piece on becoming president.
I spent 70.
Other guys lost, lost, lost, lost, Trump won, other guys lost lost.
"I thought to myself, isnt that great"?
(Press covered him for free, because he was a reality star and the most outrageous presidental candidate there ever was, which interested the public, which made them (including the NYT which he put down in the same story for unknown reasons) money. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/leslie-moonves-donald-trump-may-871464 )
The actual question was: "Mr. Trump, what do you miss most about your life before becoming president."
"I'm feeling that we are going to be saving this country. This country was going wrong. This country was going wrong. (Talking about, why he took the burden to give up shopping without the secret service, to become POTUS)
*Audience very enthusiastic*
(Ill continue picking up the stingers.)
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